An intruder asks, "Have you got any ?"

LarryO1970 · 03-21-2008, 09:23 AM

An escaped convict breaks into a house to look for money and guns.> > Inside, he finds a couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and> > ties him to a chair.> > While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into the bathroom.> >

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:>
'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!> > He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman> > in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't> > resist, don't complain...do what ever he tells you.> > > > Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously> > very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both.> > > > Be strong, honey. I love you!'> > > >

His wife responds, 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering> > in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked> > if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.> > > > Be strong, honey. I love you, too.'> > > >

BaserRonin · 03-21-2008, 09:54 AM

oooh, that's not going to end well. Thanks for a quick chuckle first thing in the AM!

CalifgirlinOk · 03-21-2008, 10:04 AM

O! MY.Cute one THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!!!!!

elmer fudd · 03-21-2008, 11:30 AM

holy chit!

7mmremmag1995 · 03-22-2008, 08:37 AM

i feel for the man

damage855 · 03-22-2008, 12:25 PM

andrew cochran · 03-23-2008, 08:54 AM

Hee Hee

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03-21-2008, 09:23 AM	#1
LarryO1970 "Blazing Saddles" GOV Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Johnson Creek, WI Posts: 2,819	An intruder asks, "Have you got any ?" An escaped convict breaks into a house to look for money and guns.> > Inside, he finds a couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and> > ties him to a chair.> > While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into the bathroom.> > While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:> 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!> > He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman> > in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't> > resist, don't complain...do what ever he tells you.> > > > Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously> > very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both.> > > > Be strong, honey. I love you!'> > > > His wife responds, 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering> > in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked> > if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.> > > > Be strong, honey. I love you, too.'> > > > __________________ "Guess what?! I've got a fever, and the only prescription... is more cowbell!"

03-21-2008, 09:54 AM	#2
BaserRonin Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: In a Dark Cubicle Posts: 371	oooh, that's not going to end well. Thanks for a quick chuckle first thing in the AM! __________________ "It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favour of vegetarianism" ~ R. W. Inge

03-21-2008, 10:04 AM	#3
CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,733	O! MY.Cute one THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!!!!! __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

03-21-2008, 11:30 AM	#4
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 1,912	holy chit! __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy!

03-22-2008, 08:37 AM	#5
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,270 Images: 1 Blog Entries: 1	i feel for the man __________________ Just LeDoux it

03-22-2008, 12:25 PM	#6
damage855 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: North Carolina / Lake Norman Posts: 925 Blog Entries: 1	__________________ If total goverment control will make us all safer, then why are prisons so dangerous?

03-23-2008, 08:54 AM	#7
andrew cochran Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Little town in ARKANSAW! Posts: 2,138	Hee Hee! __________________ If you don't have anything good to say... Don't say it!