law suits anyone?

Troy · 03-21-2008, 01:50 PM

A redneck calls up his lawyer and
asks. "Wid' all them there
lawsuits going on, I'm feeling
kinda left out. How do I get in on
some of that action? I hear that People are suing the
cigarette companies 'cause they got cancer,
and others are suing the Big Mac Company cause they got
themselves fat." His lawyer asks, "And which one of those
categories do You fit under?"

The redneck, God bless his soul answers .... "Neider,
I Just wanna know if I can sue Miller for all the
ugly women I've slept with".

jd1911 · 03-21-2008, 02:12 PM

lol lol lol lol ha lmao thank you

TXplt · 03-21-2008, 02:15 PM

LOL !!!

Thank heavens. For all these years, I've been thinking it was MY fault !

7mmremmag1995 · 03-21-2008, 05:23 PM

lmao

Troy · 03-22-2008, 12:09 AM

so, y'all think we can get a class action suit going here? not that i would, you know, need to be part of it. cause, um, well, i, uh,........................... it's not like that EVER happened to me. i'm just asking for a friend. yup, he'd like to know.

TXplt · 03-22-2008, 12:12 AM

Mr. Beam, Mr. Daniels, Mr. Miller, and Mr. Weiser manufacture the finest makeup in the world............

Troy · 03-22-2008, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TXplt

Mr. Beam, Mr. Daniels, Mr. Miller, and Mr. Weiser manufacture the finest makeup in the world............

...........and they all got one thing in common. they're all buddies of mine.

elmer fudd · 03-22-2008, 09:44 AM

Been there done that! LOL

Troy · 03-29-2008, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elmer fudd

Been there done that! LOL

well what was "thats" name?

03-21-2008, 01:50 PM	#1
Troy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Manitoba Canada Posts: 2,501 Images: 3	law suits anyone? A redneck calls up his lawyer and asks. "Wid' all them there lawsuits going on, I'm feeling kinda left out. How do I get in on some of that action? I hear that People are suing the cigarette companies 'cause they got cancer, and others are suing the Big Mac Company cause they got themselves fat." His lawyer asks, "And which one of those categories do You fit under?" The redneck, God bless his soul answers .... "Neider, I Just wanna know if I can sue Miller for all the ugly women I've slept with".

03-21-2008, 02:15 PM	#3
TXplt Lost in the Ozone Again Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 2,838 Images: 4 Blog Entries: 2	LOL !!! Thank heavens. For all these years, I've been thinking it was MY fault ! __________________ Old fighter pilots never die.....They just wind up in Texas

03-21-2008, 05:23 PM	#4
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,270 Images: 1 Blog Entries: 1	lmao __________________ Just LeDoux it

03-22-2008, 12:12 AM	#6
TXplt Lost in the Ozone Again Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 2,838 Images: 4 Blog Entries: 2	Mr. Beam, Mr. Daniels, Mr. Miller, and Mr. Weiser manufacture the finest makeup in the world............ __________________ Old fighter pilots never die.....They just wind up in Texas

03-22-2008, 09:44 AM	#8
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 1,960	Been there done that! LOL __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy!

03-21-2008, 02:12 PM	#2
jd1911 Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 125	lol lol lol lol ha lmao thank you

03-22-2008, 12:09 AM	#5
Troy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Manitoba Canada Posts: 2,501 Images: 3	so, y'all think we can get a class action suit going here? not that i would, you know, need to be part of it. cause, um, well, i, uh,........................... it's not like that EVER happened to me. i'm just asking for a friend. yup, he'd like to know.