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Old 03-22-2008, 11:26 AM   #1
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Hillary & Guns


Hillary Clinton, a Presidential Democratic Party candidate is for banning all guns in America. She is considered by those who have dealt with her as a little more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent rural elementary school meeting in north Florida she
asked the kids audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, she
started to slowly clap her hands, once every few seconds. Holding the
audience in total silence, she said into the microphone, 'Every time I clap my
hands, a child in America dies from gun
violence.'

A young voice with a proud southern accent (probably Little
Johnny) from the front of the crowd pierced the quiet. 'Well, stop clappin, ya
stupid b!ch!'
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Old 03-22-2008, 11:41 AM   #2
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Go little Johney!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-22-2008, 01:23 PM   #3
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I always liked that Johnny kid.
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Old 03-23-2008, 07:06 PM   #4
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I always liked that Johnny kid.
hate to hear him talk about Obama
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Old 03-23-2008, 08:51 PM   #5
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just bring him to one of his speeches and give him a club! not a gun becouse then they will for sure take them away!
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give him a gun. them politicians dont know what they look like
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Old 03-23-2008, 08:54 PM   #7
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LOL
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Old 03-27-2008, 05:30 AM   #8
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I heard a story once, though I doubt its truth. Supposedly, Hillary was visiting some Indian tribe, and they went through all the traditional welcoming ceremonies and all that, and gave her an Indian style name- "Walking Eagle."

A reporter asked about the name's meaning later, and the Indians said "it's an eagle that's so full of sh*t that it can't fly."
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I heard a story once, though I doubt its truth. Supposedly, Hillary was visiting some Indian tribe, and they went through all the traditional welcoming ceremonies and all that, and gave her an Indian style name- "Walking Eagle."

A reporter asked about the name's meaning later, and the Indians said "it's an eagle that's so full of sh*t that it can't fly."
Good God!! Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!
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