03-24-2008, 02:24 PM
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Bill Clinton is on the beach at Martha's Vinyard and finds that an old bottle has washed ashore. When the Prez opens it a very wan Genie snakes out. Genie: Hi Bill. I'm a very weak genie, so I can only grant you one wish--it had better be easy if you want me to do it. Clinton: I pray for world peace. Give me that. Genie: That's a little hard, give me something easier. Clinton: Make Hillary into the most beautiful woman in the world? Genie: World peace it is.
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03-24-2008, 02:59 PM
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Unkind. Accurate, but unkind.
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03-24-2008, 06:05 PM
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LOL i hate Hillary!
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03-25-2008, 07:08 AM
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That one is cute! LOL
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03-25-2008, 08:42 AM
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I think hitlery looks OK on the outside. It is the insides that are ugly. (to me that is)
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03-28-2008, 12:02 PM
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03-28-2008, 09:26 PM
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03-29-2008, 07:31 AM
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"Bite your tongue! " She could bite it. Well it IS a humor thread.
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