The cowboy's wish.

stitchclimber · 03-24-2008, 01:45 PM

It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow-choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to shoot the snake.

"Hold on there, partner," said the snake, "don't shoot - I'm an enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot me, I'll give you any three wishes you want."

The cowboy decided to take a chance. He knew he was safely out of the snake's striking range. He said, "OK, first, I'd like to have a face like Clark Gable, then, I'd like a body like Arnold Schwarzenagger, and finally, I'd like sexual equipment like this horse I'm, riding."

The rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get back to the bunk house you'll have all three wishes."

The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped at full speed all the way to the bunk house. He dismounted on the run and went straight inside to the mirror. Staring back at him in the mirror was the face of Clark Gable. He ripped the shirt off his back and revealed bulging, rippling muscles, just like Arnold Schwarzenagger's.

Really excited now, he tore down his jeans, looked at his crotch and shouted, "My God, I forgot I was riding the Mare!".

7mmremmag1995 · 03-24-2008, 01:51 PM

sell33 · 03-24-2008, 02:48 PM

hmm that would be a bit awkward...lol

Rem 742 30-06 · 03-24-2008, 04:19 PM

elmer fudd · 03-24-2008, 05:04 PM

CalifgirlinOk · 03-25-2008, 06:11 AM

Be careful what you wish for you guys............!!! LOL

03-24-2008, 01:45 PM	#1
stitchclimber Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The great northwest Posts: 945	The cowboy's wish. It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow-choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to shoot the snake. "Hold on there, partner," said the snake, "don't shoot - I'm an enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot me, I'll give you any three wishes you want." The cowboy decided to take a chance. He knew he was safely out of the snake's striking range. He said, "OK, first, I'd like to have a face like Clark Gable, then, I'd like a body like Arnold Schwarzenagger, and finally, I'd like sexual equipment like this horse I'm, riding." The rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get back to the bunk house you'll have all three wishes." The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped at full speed all the way to the bunk house. He dismounted on the run and went straight inside to the mirror. Staring back at him in the mirror was the face of Clark Gable. He ripped the shirt off his back and revealed bulging, rippling muscles, just like Arnold Schwarzenagger's. Really excited now, he tore down his jeans, looked at his crotch and shouted, "My God, I forgot I was riding the Mare!". __________________ turning up the radio, got just enough religion and a half tank of gas...

03-24-2008, 01:51 PM	#2
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03-24-2008, 04:19 PM	#4
Rem 742 30-06 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Wisconsin Posts: 390	oops

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elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 1,941	chit __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy!

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CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,776	Be careful what you wish for you guys............!!! LOL __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

03-24-2008, 02:48 PM	#3
sell33 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,194	hmm that would be a bit awkward...lol