03-25-2008, 12:27 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The great northwest
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| The pope goes to heaven So the pope is dead and he goes up to heaven. He's talking with God and asks if he can see the original versions of the bible, and God says "sure no problem" he leads the Pope up the high tower where the books are kept and says "take all the time you need" and leaves. A few minutes later everyone hears screaming coming from the tower. They realize it's the pope and he’s screaming, "It says CELEBRATE, not CELIBATE!!”
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