Two friends, a blonde and a redhead

Oxford · 08-14-2002, 12:38 AM

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where
the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my
boyfriend is buying me flowers again."

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "You don't like getting flowers?"

The redhead says, "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers,
and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
:nod:

NRAJOE · 08-14-2002, 11:29 AM

Do they stay fresher that way???

Klaus · 08-14-2002, 12:38 PM

I don't get it.

Oxford · 08-14-2002, 03:43 PM

Klaus: I'll leave it to AlanC to explain. (ha)

:nod:

08-14-2002, 12:38 AM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,101 Blog Entries: 4	Two friends, a blonde and a redhead Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again." The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "You don't like getting flowers?" The redhead says, "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air." The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?" :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

08-14-2002, 11:29 AM	#2
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,252 Images: 3	Do they stay fresher that way??? __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

08-14-2002, 12:38 PM	#3
Klaus Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cypress, Texas Posts: 2,382	I don't get it. __________________ "Gee, Wally, Eddie Haskel's mom puts out!"

08-14-2002, 03:43 PM	#4
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,101 Blog Entries: 4	Klaus: I'll leave it to AlanC to explain. (ha) :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".