Even God enjoys a good laugh

Oxford · 08-14-2002, 09:49 AM

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all---3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.

Amen!!!:nod:

NRAJOE · 08-14-2002, 09:58 AM

Good one! Inspirational!

Oxford · 08-14-2002, 02:55 PM

May be inspirational but definitely not politically correct. Is that a reason to get censored on this forum?

Oh well...Chris's gone for a month. Maybe this one will slip by.

:nod:

alan c. · 08-14-2002, 09:59 PM

No comment.

08-14-2002, 09:49 AM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 12,990 Trader Rating: (0)	Even God enjoys a good laugh There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone "brother" 2. He liked Gospel 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Fathers business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with every meal. 3. He used olive oil. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot all the time. 3. He started a new religion. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures. But the most compelling evidence of all---3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do. Amen!!!:nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

08-14-2002, 09:58 AM	#2
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,014 Trader Rating: (0)	Good one! Inspirational! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

08-14-2002, 02:55 PM	#3
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 12,990 Trader Rating: (0)	May be inspirational but definitely not politically correct. Is that a reason to get censored on this forum? Oh well...Chris's gone for a month. Maybe this one will slip by. :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

08-14-2002, 09:59 PM	#4
alan c. Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Pasadena,Tejas - also known as Texas Posts: 3,757 Trader Rating: (0)	No comment. __________________ God Bless. From Tejas -- formerly known as Texas.