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Old 03-27-2008, 10:53 AM   #1
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i kinda stole this from legba in the howmany can you take thread becouse i found this while takeing tha quize and thought it was cool

What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?

also would you make a good human shield

Would you make a good human shield?

ive got a 77 % chance of surviving a zombie attack

and i would be 55% affective as a human shield

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Old 03-27-2008, 11:05 AM   #2
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I got 83% chance of surviving a Zombie apoclipse. And I am 78% effective as a body shield.
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Old 03-27-2008, 11:08 AM   #3
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Haha, awesome. Thanks! I knew all that prep for the eventual zombie uprising would pay off. I have an 89% chance of survival. Stupid zombies, I hate them so much...


Oh yeah, 75% effective as a human shield
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Old 03-27-2008, 11:40 AM   #4
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I think I'm too soft to survive according to these quizes....what they don't tale into account however is that I would always have a gun and a sword, machete, or hatchet(or all three) with me at all times. Even if I am going to check on people I know, those zombies are gonna die, I kill them every one.

I got a 56% on the zombie and a 62% on the shield
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Old 03-27-2008, 01:20 PM   #5
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68% on the zombie survival, and 76% on the human shield...
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Old 03-27-2008, 02:05 PM   #6
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81% ZA
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Those were interesting!
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Old 03-27-2008, 05:35 PM   #7
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a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/zombie" style="color: #fff; text-decoration: none; display: block; width: 385px; height: 209px; padding-top: 35px; background: url(http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/4...7fned163tx.jpg) no-repeat; font-family: Times New Roman, sans-serif; font-size: 60px; text-align: center;"><span style="display: block;">89%</span></a><p></p>

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Old 03-27-2008, 05:47 PM   #8
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I am not too interested in being a body shield...but I got an 83% on the Zombie Quiz.

The real question is how well billy will do! billy, you out there?
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Old 03-27-2008, 06:32 PM   #9
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83% zombie
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Old 03-27-2008, 06:36 PM   #10
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Danggit - I'm too big a guy for my own good . . .


Congratulations! Your body is 84% effective as a human shield.


I'm better in surviving the coming Zombie Invasion!
You Have a 82% Chance of Survival!

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Old 03-27-2008, 06:42 PM   #11
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59zombie
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Kind of makes you wonder if those questions are geared to see how many of us own firearms. (Maybe a Democratic tactic for a gun ban...)
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Old 03-27-2008, 06:46 PM   #12
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I disagree with a few questions on the zombie quiz, but I got a 73%, scored pretty low on the HS quiz 58%

The zombie survival quiz has a lot of holes in it though. For example, my friends and I one night, while having some beers, decided to roll out Plans A thru Plans G on how to survive an outbreak in our city.

I even google mapped it out, prepped weapons and gear, and we each had copies and we could communicate on our cell phones. The cell phones will probably last long enough for our batteries to run out. We wouldn't travel by car either, that is just a bottle neck.

Actually, I am giving away too much....

Did you see the how many 5 year olds you could take in a fight? HAHAHAHA, who the heck came up with that one? I think some people need to quit getting high and post quizes on the net

anyway, I can take on 30 of em and survive

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Old 03-27-2008, 06:51 PM   #13
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66 for the zombies
42 for the shield
rugernut- thanks for the cool links
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Old 03-27-2008, 06:51 PM   #14
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forget the human shield test.
i could take on 25 five year olds in a fight!
that was a much more realistic test.

How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?
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Old 03-27-2008, 07:00 PM   #15
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Old 03-27-2008, 07:52 PM   #16
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Seems as if we need to form a Zombie defense protocol in order to clarify rules of engagement and deployment/movement parameters.
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Old 03-28-2008, 03:04 PM   #17
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I got a 95% on a zombie attack and an 80% as a human shield!
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Old 03-28-2008, 03:19 PM   #18
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forget the human shield test.
i could take on 25 five year olds in a fight!
that was a much more realistic test.

How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?
bwahahahaha. 34 5 year old kids for me. that one was great
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Old 03-28-2008, 05:51 PM   #19
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26 5 year olds for me.
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Old 03-28-2008, 06:29 PM   #20
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that was pretty darn funny!
you guys are some tough hombres!
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