How much is your corpse worth? - Page 3

PONTIACDM · 04-04-2008, 03:15 PM

$3890 I got ripped off. I knew I was ugly But....

jaeger · 04-05-2008, 02:36 AM

4225. wow am I a cheap date

DWFan · 04-05-2008, 07:24 AM

It says I'm worth $3825. A quick call to the mortician and a basic funeral package with two professional mourners and the guy's wife singing "When the Roll is Called Up Yonder" and six pallbearers from the bar down the street will cost $4465 and change. Reckon I'd better not die just yet.

Seven© · 04-05-2008, 09:48 AM

$3265

TACAV · 04-05-2008, 11:01 AM

$4090

meh.

sc928porsche · 04-27-2008, 03:19 PM

$4065, hummmmmm guess its time to get back into shape by chasing women. Worked for me the last time.

josheyboy101 · 04-27-2008, 03:36 PM

oh yeah 5,650

Death Metal · 04-27-2008, 08:38 PM

$4230

A-10 · 04-27-2008, 08:51 PM

$4965
I don't quite know what to think of that.

Rex in OTZ · 04-27-2008, 09:32 PM

There is a pretty brisk after market for slightly used pre own'd body parts for the young folks to learn on .

Sooner Shooter · 04-27-2008, 11:04 PM

$3730 Will that buy a casket? How much to have that six foot hole dug?

GlockMeister · 04-27-2008, 11:20 PM

Crack me up. $4455. Just what I thought. I'm worth more dead then alive.
Another way to look at it, I'm worth more as a cadaver or dead then I have in the bank. lmao

For a laugh, I did it again, this time answering the questions that I knew what they were looking for or would make a cadaver worth more. Anyhow, after doing that, $6825. So to be worth more, ya' just gotta LIE. lol

FISHPOND · 04-28-2008, 10:03 AM

$4840, good thing I have life insurance or my kids would starve!!!

Cyrille · 04-28-2008, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snuffysmith

$4930... where can I find a buyer?
Maybe pay now, collect later?
How an equity loan, what would a pawn shop give me?

So many choices...

Snuffy

How about a reverse morgage?!

LefthandShooter · 04-28-2008, 03:43 PM

"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4840!"

Gee. My guns are worth more than I am!

mym1a · 04-28-2008, 03:47 PM

lol like boomer my wealth is in death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Troy · 04-28-2008, 04:10 PM

i got
"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $6115!
Doesn't that make you feel great?"

wow, i guess the canadian dollar aint doing so bad after all. LOL

Arkansas Smith · 04-28-2008, 08:44 PM

I put in honest answers and I'm worth $3,980. I did it again and put in the worst answers I thought of, and shot up to $5985.

Troy · 04-28-2008, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkansas Smith

I put in honest answers and I'm worth $3,980. I did it again and put in the worst answers I thought of, and shot up to $5985.

ok now, that didn't make me feel good at all about my corpse value.

Sooner Shooter · 04-28-2008, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sooner Shooter

$3730 Will that buy a casket? How much to have that six foot hole dug?

I did mine again answering with lies and answering like I had all kinds of medical problems and all the bad habits. $7310

04-04-2008, 03:15 PM	#41
PONTIACDM Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: OHIO Posts: 526 Trader Rating: (0)	$3890 I got ripped off. I knew I was ugly But.... __________________ I'm Safe Inside My Helmet

04-05-2008, 09:48 AM	#44
Seven© Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: WNC Posts: 541 Trader Rating: (0)	$3265 __________________ In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

04-27-2008, 03:36 PM	#47
josheyboy101 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: roseburg,OR Posts: 5 Trader Rating: (0)	corpse is worth oh yeah 5,650

04-27-2008, 08:51 PM	#49
A-10 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 724 Trader Rating: (0)	$4965 I don't quite know what to think of that. __________________ If there's nothing worth dying for, there's nothing worth living for.

04-27-2008, 09:32 PM	#50
Rex in OTZ Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Kotzebue, Alaska Posts: 387 Trader Rating: (0)	Medical Schools are looking for good corpse There is a pretty brisk after market for slightly used pre own'd body parts for the young folks to learn on .

04-05-2008, 02:36 AM	#42
jaeger Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 256 Trader Rating: (0)	4225. wow am I a cheap date

04-05-2008, 07:24 AM	#43
DWFan Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: N. Texas Posts: 467 Trader Rating: (0)	It says I'm worth $3825. A quick call to the mortician and a basic funeral package with two professional mourners and the guy's wife singing "When the Roll is Called Up Yonder" and six pallbearers from the bar down the street will cost $4465 and change. Reckon I'd better not die just yet.

04-05-2008, 11:01 AM	#45
TACAV Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 527 Trader Rating: (0)	$4090 meh.

04-27-2008, 03:19 PM	#46
sc928porsche Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: living in Alabama now Posts: 217 Trader Rating: (0)	$4065, hummmmmm guess its time to get back into shape by chasing women. Worked for me the last time.

04-27-2008, 08:38 PM	#48
Death Metal Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Fredericksburg, VA Posts: 171 Trader Rating: (0)	$4230

04-27-2008, 11:04 PM	#51
Sooner Shooter Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 576 Trader Rating: (0)	$3730 Will that buy a casket? How much to have that six foot hole dug? __________________ Save the drama for your mama!

04-27-2008, 11:20 PM	#52
GlockMeister Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern Illinois Posts: 4,883 Trader Rating: (0)	Crack me up. $4455. Just what I thought. I'm worth more dead then alive. Another way to look at it, I'm worth more as a cadaver or dead then I have in the bank. lmao For a laugh, I did it again, this time answering the questions that I knew what they were looking for or would make a cadaver worth more. Anyhow, after doing that, $6825. So to be worth more, ya' just gotta LIE. lol __________________ I'd rather be tried by 12 than carried by 6! Last edited by GlockMeister; 04-27-2008 at 11:24 PM.

04-28-2008, 10:03 AM	#53
FISHPOND Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Arizona Posts: 92 Trader Rating: (0)	$4840, good thing I have life insurance or my kids would starve!!!

04-28-2008, 03:43 PM	#55
LefthandShooter Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: In A House in NE Ohio! Posts: 1,100 Trader Rating: (0)	"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4840!" Gee. My guns are worth more than I am! __________________ I always wear pants when I'm on the internet!

04-28-2008, 03:47 PM	#56
mym1a Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,312 Trader Rating: (0)	lol like boomer my wealth is in death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

04-28-2008, 04:10 PM	#57
Troy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Manitoba Canada Posts: 2,499 Trader Rating: (0)	i got "Congratulations, your dead body is worth $6115! Doesn't that make you feel great?" wow, i guess the canadian dollar aint doing so bad after all. LOL

04-28-2008, 08:44 PM	#58
Arkansas Smith Registered User Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 12 Trader Rating: (0)	I put in honest answers and I'm worth $3,980. I did it again and put in the worst answers I thought of, and shot up to $5985.