Things Not To Say To A Cop

Doglips · 08-14-2002, 09:14 PM

Things Not To Say To A Cop

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!

5. Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?

6. Sorry Officer, I was day dreaming.

7. Are we going to be on that TV show "COPS"?

8. Oh good, it just you. I thought it was that bounty hunter after me!

9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

10. Do you know how stupid you look in that costume?

11. Look, I'm really in a hurry. I need to make it to the FBI building with this fertilizer and chemicals before it closes today.

12. Lets play "Cops & Robbers". I'm the Cop and your the Robber. Ok?

13. I pay your salary!

14. So, uh, you on the take, or what?

15. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

16. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

17. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around-that's how far ahead of me they are.

18. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.

19. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

20. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.

oneastrix · 08-15-2002, 09:15 AM

I love those lines, actually heard one or two of them on the job.

Doglips · 08-15-2002, 11:35 AM

#11 would get you some "extra" attention Im sure....

alan c. · 08-15-2002, 11:50 AM

1 * hope it wasn't the last one.

08-15-2002, 09:15 AM	#2
oneastrix Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 5,213	I love those lines, actually heard one or two of them on the job. __________________ There's no one more thankful to sit at the table, than the one who best remembers hunger's pain.

08-15-2002, 11:50 AM	#4
alan c. Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Pasadena,Tejas - also known as Texas Posts: 3,769 Images: 15 Blog Entries: 3	1 * hope it wasn't the last one. __________________ God Bless. From Tejas -- formerly known as Texas.

08-14-2002, 09:14 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	Things Not To Say To A Cop Things Not To Say To A Cop 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job! 5. Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated? 6. Sorry Officer, I was day dreaming. 7. Are we going to be on that TV show "COPS"? 8. Oh good, it just you. I thought it was that bounty hunter after me! 9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 10. Do you know how stupid you look in that costume? 11. Look, I'm really in a hurry. I need to make it to the FBI building with this fertilizer and chemicals before it closes today. 12. Lets play "Cops & Robbers". I'm the Cop and your the Robber. Ok? 13. I pay your salary! 14. So, uh, you on the take, or what? 15. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 16. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 17. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around-that's how far ahead of me they are. 18. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist. 19. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control. 20. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.

08-15-2002, 11:35 AM	#3
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	#11 would get you some "extra" attention Im sure....