The Plan

[Slow Fuse]

The Plan

In the beginning there was ' the Plan.'

And from 'the Plan' came the assumptions.

And the assumptions were without form.

And ' the plan ' was completely without substance.

The employees told their supervisors, "The plan is a crock of shit, and it stinks!"

The supervisors then told the department heads, "The plan is a pail of
dung, and none may endure its odor."

The department heads then told the managers, "The plan is a container of
excrement which smells such than none may go near."

The managers then told the director, "The plan is a vessel of fertilizer,
and none may abide by its strength."

The director then informed the vice president, "The plan contains that
which aids plant growth and is strong."

The vice president then told the executive vice president, "The plan
promotes growth and is very powerful."

The executive vice president said to the president, "The plan is very
powerful, and will promote growth and efficiency of the system."

And the president then reviewed the plan and said, "It is good."

And the plan became policy.

And this is how shit happens.

[elmer fudd]

makes sence.

[Windwalker]

Our government in action.lol