Motorcycle Cop

Oxford · 08-15-2002, 09:46 PM

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out
there was a **** motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said,
'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared
at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!So I called him a horse ****. He
finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused
him, the more tickets he wrote.I didn't give a ****. My car was parked around the corner.

Klaus · 08-16-2002, 01:13 PM

That is so evil.

oneastrix · 08-16-2002, 01:25 PM

I wonder if that has ever really happened?

NRAJOE · 08-16-2002, 01:44 PM

I'll have to try it!

Oxford · 08-16-2002, 01:46 PM

I suppose it could happen. Since this wasn't a moving violation and no other violations were mentioned, I doubt if the guy's driver's license was asked for.

With all the wise cracks made, the cop might have asked to see some identification.
Oneastrix you're the LE spokesman here, what would you have done?

08-15-2002, 09:46 PM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,094 Blog Entries: 4	Motorcycle Cop I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a ** motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!So I called him a horse . He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.I didn't give a . My car was parked around the corner. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".**

08-16-2002, 01:13 PM	#2
Klaus Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cypress, Texas Posts: 2,382	That is so evil. __________________ "Gee, Wally, Eddie Haskel's mom puts out!"

08-16-2002, 01:25 PM	#3
oneastrix Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 5,213	I wonder if that has ever really happened? __________________ There's no one more thankful to sit at the table, than the one who best remembers hunger's pain.

08-16-2002, 01:44 PM	#4
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,252 Images: 3	I'll have to try it! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

08-16-2002, 01:46 PM	#5
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,094 Blog Entries: 4	What would you have done? I suppose it could happen. Since this wasn't a moving violation and no other violations were mentioned, I doubt if the guy's driver's license was asked for. With all the wise cracks made, the cop might have asked to see some identification. Oneastrix you're the LE spokesman here, what would you have done? __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".