Can you relate to this ? - Page 2

CalifgirlinOk · 04-04-2008, 09:33 PM

I think I broke a rib laughing my a&& off...That is a real good one!!!!

snuffysmith · 04-05-2008, 04:44 PM

I was up half the night, laying in bed, chuckling and shaking my head over AH.
So today, I'm going to add to the mayham by telling a true story that happened to me way back in seventy-three (in Camden, AH).
I was the manager of a nice steak house in Camden and quite busy what with cutting meat & working in the kitchen prior to openning and out front with the customers the rest of the night. One night, I was cruising thru the dining room when a customer stopped me and ordered another Bud. I went to get it in the waitress station which was a separate room. Two things have to be explained at this point.
You know how it is when you have to cut one but don't have the time right then and are holding the fort, so to speak. Well, I was holding the granddaddy of all F**ts this time.
We had one waitress that I will call K, she was around 40 and I was 30, I think, and she liked to flirt around without meaning it. I walked into the station and opened the cooler, it was one of the older ones that had a dome lid that you had to bend over to get the beer. We were low on Bud and I had to dive deep into the cooler to get one in the back and as I hung there, K walked in and put her hands on my rear to kinda shove me in. I thought, what the hell, and I cut loose. BAAAROOOOM!!!!!
I kid you not, it was an elephant fa*t, right in her face. She lost it, I lost it and everyone else thought we were going crazy because we couldn't look at each other without cracking up.
It was days before she could talk to me in a normal manner.
Having said all that, AH, I take my hat off to you, for not having to stop on the pampers isle before leaving. LOL

Snuffy

ArkansasHunter · 04-05-2008, 05:17 PM

WOW Snuffy you sure are brave to tell that on your self ! LOL

rondog · 04-05-2008, 09:25 PM

That's quite the defensive mechanism there Snuffy!

meatloaf · 04-05-2008, 09:42 PM

got to breath must stop laughing

7mmremmag1995 · 04-05-2008, 09:51 PM

laughed so hard i had to piss

cubbieman · 04-06-2008, 07:32 AM

AH, that's only funny if you've never smelled some of wal mart's customers. most are fine, but there are the handful that smell like they have maggots under their shirt, you know the ones I'm talking about

ArkansasHunter · 06-21-2008, 01:55 AM

This is worth another look !!!

Romey · 06-21-2008, 10:12 AM

Oh lord that has me in tears!! I once was shopping after church in a local grocery with my honey, a very classy dressed good lookin cowgirl type and as I walked down the isle behind her slightly, I just happened to let one go that not only smelled like that but sounded like the whole top row on ceral food fell off the top shelf JUST as a older obviously just from church going lady walked between us and without a beat said as if to my honey, " I really hate when you do that in public" just as the old gal took a good waffe .
I near passed out to see the look on her face as she looked around me to my honey walking away pretty as you please and did so all the way down the isle in astonishment as my honey says " did you say somthing" I hardly even answer as i skipped around the corner of the isle to laugh. "nope babe, not a thing" We go to check out and that old gal seen us and moved 2 isles down still staring at my pretty, longlegged gal. I wisely kept that lil story to myself

snuffysmith · 06-21-2008, 11:27 AM

Romey, just the fact that you are still alive to type that story is proof that you never told it. Bravo, Bravo.

Snuffy

Romey · 06-21-2008, 12:41 PM

ArkansasHunter · 06-21-2008, 12:49 PM

As humans we have many flaws, but the biggest Flaw of all is when the urge hits like it did to this feller in the story.

I drove over 100 miles per hour down a street that had a speed limit of 30 mph to get home one time where I could use the bathroom !

04-04-2008, 09:33 PM	#21
CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,776	I think I broke a rib laughing my a&& off...That is a real good one!!!! __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

04-05-2008, 04:44 PM	#22
snuffysmith Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: central Arkansas Posts: 565	I was up half the night, laying in bed, chuckling and shaking my head over AH. So today, I'm going to add to the mayham by telling a true story that happened to me way back in seventy-three (in Camden, AH). I was the manager of a nice steak house in Camden and quite busy what with cutting meat & working in the kitchen prior to openning and out front with the customers the rest of the night. One night, I was cruising thru the dining room when a customer stopped me and ordered another Bud. I went to get it in the waitress station which was a separate room. Two things have to be explained at this point. You know how it is when you have to cut one but don't have the time right then and are holding the fort, so to speak. Well, I was holding the granddaddy of all F*ts this time. We had one waitress that I will call K, she was around 40 and I was 30, I think, and she liked to flirt around without meaning it. I walked into the station and opened the cooler, it was one of the older ones that had a dome lid that you had to bend over to get the beer. We were low on Bud and I had to dive deep into the cooler to get one in the back and as I hung there, K walked in and put her hands on my rear to kinda shove me in. I thought, what the hell, and I cut loose. BAAAROOOOM!!!!! I kid you not, it was an elephant fat, right in her face. She lost it, I lost it and everyone else thought we were going crazy because we couldn't look at each other without cracking up. It was days before she could talk to me in a normal manner. Having said all that, AH, I take my hat off to you, for not having to stop on the pampers isle before leaving. LOL Snuffy __________________ time & weather changes everything

04-05-2008, 09:25 PM	#24
rondog Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Parker, CO Posts: 1,335	That's quite the defensive mechanism there Snuffy! __________________ What she doesn't know about, doesn't piss her off.....

04-05-2008, 09:51 PM	#26
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,270 Images: 1 Blog Entries: 1	laughed so hard i had to piss __________________ Just LeDoux it

06-21-2008, 10:12 AM	#29
Romey Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Montana Posts: 471	Oh lord that has me in tears!! I once was shopping after church in a local grocery with my honey, a very classy dressed good lookin cowgirl type and as I walked down the isle behind her slightly, I just happened to let one go that not only smelled like that but sounded like the whole top row on ceral food fell off the top shelf JUST as a older obviously just from church going lady walked between us and without a beat said as if to my honey, " I really hate when you do that in public" just as the old gal took a good waffe . I near passed out to see the look on her face as she looked around me to my honey walking away pretty as you please and did so all the way down the isle in astonishment as my honey says " did you say somthing" I hardly even answer as i skipped around the corner of the isle to laugh. "nope babe, not a thing" We go to check out and that old gal seen us and moved 2 isles down still staring at my pretty, longlegged gal. I wisely kept that lil story to myself __________________ Romey High Country Knives http://www.highcountryknives.com

04-05-2008, 05:17 PM	#23
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,709	WOW Snuffy you sure are brave to tell that on your self ! LOL

04-05-2008, 09:42 PM	#25
meatloaf Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: lakewood CO Posts: 904 Images: 3	got to breath must stop laughing

04-06-2008, 07:32 AM	#27
cubbieman Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Alaska Posts: 1,481	AH, that's only funny if you've never smelled some of wal mart's customers. most are fine, but there are the handful that smell like they have maggots under their shirt, you know the ones I'm talking about

06-21-2008, 01:55 AM	#28
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,709	This is worth another look !!!

06-21-2008, 11:27 AM	#30
snuffysmith Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: central Arkansas Posts: 565	Romey, just the fact that you are still alive to type that story is proof that you never told it. Bravo, Bravo. Snuffy __________________ time & weather changes everything

06-21-2008, 12:41 PM	#31
Romey Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Montana Posts: 471	hehe __________________ Romey High Country Knives http://www.highcountryknives.com

06-21-2008, 12:49 PM	#32
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,709	As humans we have many flaws, but the biggest Flaw of all is when the urge hits like it did to this feller in the story. I drove over 100 miles per hour down a street that had a speed limit of 30 mph to get home one time where I could use the bathroom !