Beer Belly Saves Man's Life

Doglips · 08-16-2002, 09:09 PM

NRA JOE??????????

BEER BELLY SAVES MAN'S LIFE
(England) - A Birmingham, England, man who was attacked with a powersaw says his beer belly probably saved his life. Shaun Reaney, who weighs 308 pounds, is recovering in hospital after being slashed across the stomach. Reaney suffered an 18-inch wound when he was attacked by four men. His beer belly kept the blade of a circular saw from touching his internal organs. "It's good I had that layer to protect me," he told a local newspaper. His wife, Theresa, added, "The doctors told me if he had been lighter he would have died. When Shaun came around he reminded me that years of boozing had saved his life."

NRAJOE · 08-16-2002, 10:22 PM

I guess I'm safe too!:cheer: :right:

NRAJOE · 08-16-2002, 10:24 PM

Told ya it's good for something Doglips!!!

Oxford · 08-17-2002, 01:27 AM

Sounds like a horror movie scene. Guess I'll have to add a few pounds and work on my home defense. Now just how many beers will it take?

08-16-2002, 09:09 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	Beer Belly Saves Man's Life NRA JOE?????????? BEER BELLY SAVES MAN'S LIFE (England) - A Birmingham, England, man who was attacked with a powersaw says his beer belly probably saved his life. Shaun Reaney, who weighs 308 pounds, is recovering in hospital after being slashed across the stomach. Reaney suffered an 18-inch wound when he was attacked by four men. His beer belly kept the blade of a circular saw from touching his internal organs. "It's good I had that layer to protect me," he told a local newspaper. His wife, Theresa, added, "The doctors told me if he had been lighter he would have died. When Shaun came around he reminded me that years of boozing had saved his life."

08-16-2002, 10:22 PM	#2
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,252 Images: 3	I guess I'm safe too!:cheer: :right: __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

08-16-2002, 10:24 PM	#3
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,252 Images: 3	Told ya it's good for something Doglips!!! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

08-17-2002, 01:27 AM	#4
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,101 Blog Entries: 4	Sounds like a horror movie scene. Guess I'll have to add a few pounds and work on my home defense. Now just how many beers will it take? __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".