04-07-2008, 11:12 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: currently "Sunny West Africa"
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| Divorce vs Murder DIVORCE VS. MURDER A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.' The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.' The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!' The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.' |
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04-07-2008, 12:13 PM
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| Lol.... |
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04-07-2008, 12:15 PM
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| very nice. |
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04-07-2008, 12:22 PM
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| Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Opio, France
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| lol, quite funny |
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04-07-2008, 02:11 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma
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| That's a real good ......LOL!!!!!
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04-07-2008, 02:35 PM
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| I laughed out loud. Seriously. |
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04-07-2008, 05:06 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky
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| lmao 
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04-07-2008, 07:40 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA!
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| thats great! persription.... LOL
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04-07-2008, 08:04 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Missouri
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| Lol wow!! I totally didnt see that one coming!! But pretty good! |
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04-07-2008, 08:44 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008
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| Wish I had one for my Ex. Would have made things go much smoother. |
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04-07-2008, 09:17 PM
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| B E A utiful! |
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04-08-2008, 05:26 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Originally from the 26th state of the union; now living in the 16th.
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| Hilarious!
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