The Top 10 Questions The Saudis Are Asking Their Al-Queda

Doglips · 08-16-2002, 10:06 PM

The Top 10 Questions The Saudis Are Asking Their Al-Queda Captives

10) "How could you be so stupid as to get caught? Didn't we train you to kill yourselves before capture?"

9) "How much money do you need?"

8) "Why didn't you run to Pakistan like we planned?"

7) "When you go back out, can you carry a message to everyone that we're all rooting for them?"

6) "13... 14... 15... 16? Perfect, we've got a spare! We've got an assignment for you... how does next September 11th look?"

5) "Will you marry all three of my daughters?"

4) "The doctor's ready... have you decided on new faces yet?"

3) "Will you sign an autograph for my kid?"

2) "Where do you want to go first, Medina or Mecca? Trip's on us."

1) "Have a nice flight, Osama?"

Oxford · 08-17-2002, 12:34 PM

These are seriously funny jokes.

08-16-2002, 10:06 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	The Top 10 Questions The Saudis Are Asking Their Al-Queda The Top 10 Questions The Saudis Are Asking Their Al-Queda Captives 10) "How could you be so stupid as to get caught? Didn't we train you to kill yourselves before capture?" 9) "How much money do you need?" 8) "Why didn't you run to Pakistan like we planned?" 7) "When you go back out, can you carry a message to everyone that we're all rooting for them?" 6) "13... 14... 15... 16? Perfect, we've got a spare! We've got an assignment for you... how does next September 11th look?" 5) "Will you marry all three of my daughters?" 4) "The doctor's ready... have you decided on new faces yet?" 3) "Will you sign an autograph for my kid?" 2) "Where do you want to go first, Medina or Mecca? Trip's on us." 1) "Have a nice flight, Osama?"

08-17-2002, 12:34 PM	#2
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,101 Blog Entries: 4	These are seriously funny jokes. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".