three guys in a bar...

stitchclimber · 04-07-2008, 07:07 PM

A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.
They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.

Then the Scotsman says, “Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there’s a better one. At MacDougal’s, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!”

The others agree that sounds like a good place.

Then the American says, “Yeah,that’s a nice bar, but where I come from, there’s a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there’s this place, Vinny’s. At Vinny’s, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink.”

Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.

Then the Irishman says, “You think that’s great? Where I come from in Dublin, there’s this place called Murphy’s. At Murphy’s, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!”

“Wow!” say the other two. “That’s fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?”

“No,” replies the Irish guy, “but it happened to me sister!”

elmer fudd · 04-07-2008, 08:32 PM

LOL!!!!

CalifgirlinOk · 04-07-2008, 08:59 PM

GOOD ONE !!!

STITCH · 04-07-2008, 09:02 PM

LOl Nice!!! That is pretty good!

Long Shanks · 04-07-2008, 09:37 PM

Great joke.

sell33 · 04-07-2008, 09:48 PM

lmao

04-07-2008, 07:07 PM	#1
stitchclimber Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The great northwest Posts: 1,014	three guys in a bar... A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Scotsman says, “Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there’s a better one. At MacDougal’s, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!” The others agree that sounds like a good place. Then the American says, “Yeah,that’s a nice bar, but where I come from, there’s a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there’s this place, Vinny’s. At Vinny’s, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink.” Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar. Then the Irishman says, “You think that’s great? Where I come from in Dublin, there’s this place called Murphy’s. At Murphy’s, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!” “Wow!” say the other two. “That’s fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?” “No,” replies the Irish guy, “but it happened to me sister!” __________________ turning up the radio, got just enough religion and a half tank of gas...

04-07-2008, 08:32 PM	#2
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 2,029	LOL!!!! __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy!

04-07-2008, 08:59 PM	#3
CalifgirlinOk MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,579	GOOD ONE !!! __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

04-07-2008, 09:02 PM	#4
STITCH Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Missouri Posts: 114	LOl Nice!!! That is pretty good!

04-07-2008, 09:37 PM	#5
Long Shanks Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 141	Great joke.

04-07-2008, 09:48 PM	#6
sell33 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,385	lmao