the wife's packing!

Troy · 04-08-2008, 08:31 PM

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.

He asks, 'What are you doing?'

She answers, 'I'm moving to Nevada .. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free.'

Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he's going.

He replies, 'I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year'!

CalifgirlinOk · 04-08-2008, 08:41 PM

Thanks for making me laugh,I needed it...........LOL !!!

Troy · 04-08-2008, 08:53 PM

my pleasure, once in a while i get a real gem sent to me.

elmer fudd · 04-08-2008, 10:32 PM

LOL!!!

7mmremmag1995 · 04-08-2008, 10:33 PM

lol good one

ArkansasHunter · 04-08-2008, 10:38 PM

LOL a very good one !!!!

Cyrille · 04-08-2008, 10:41 PM

Alas and alack for some that's too true to be funny! present company excepted of course!

toolman · 04-08-2008, 10:43 PM

I just blew beer all over my monitor! Thanks, buddy!

Windwalker · 04-08-2008, 10:50 PM

Nice one.

lorcin25 · 04-08-2008, 11:12 PM

I know I shouldn't laugh at that but....I did.

iareConfusE · 04-08-2008, 11:14 PM

Took me a while at first, then i lol'ed

Troy · 04-09-2008, 02:11 AM

thanks, "beer on the monitor"? now that's GREAT!
dude, that just makes me want to find another good joke.

TXplt · 04-09-2008, 06:07 PM

LOL !!!

Twice a year--now there's one lucky guy

andrew cochran · 04-10-2008, 01:55 PM

Great one! lol

04-08-2008, 08:31 PM	#1
Troy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Manitoba Canada Posts: 2,505 Images: 3	the wife's packing! A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, 'What are you doing?' She answers, 'I'm moving to Nevada .. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free.' Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going. He replies, 'I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year'!

04-08-2008, 08:41 PM	#2
CalifgirlinOk MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,579	Thanks for making me laugh,I needed it...........LOL !!! __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

04-08-2008, 10:32 PM	#4
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 2,029	LOL!!! __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy!

04-08-2008, 10:33 PM	#5
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,271 Images: 1 Blog Entries: 1	lol good one __________________ Just LeDoux it

04-08-2008, 10:43 PM	#8
toolman Mr. Fixit Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: abilene,tx Posts: 5,852 Blog Entries: 24	I just blew beer all over my monitor! Thanks, buddy! __________________ cosmoline is an aphrodisiac!

04-08-2008, 08:53 PM	#3
Troy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Manitoba Canada Posts: 2,505 Images: 3	my pleasure, once in a while i get a real gem sent to me.

04-08-2008, 10:38 PM	#6
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	LOL a very good one !!!!

04-08-2008, 10:41 PM	#7
Cyrille Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: South Louisiana Posts: 1,905	Alas and alack for some that's too true to be funny! present company excepted of course!

04-08-2008, 10:50 PM	#9
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,000	Nice one. __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

04-08-2008, 11:12 PM	#10
lorcin25 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Alabama Posts: 291	I know I shouldn't laugh at that but....I did.

04-08-2008, 11:14 PM	#11
iareConfusE Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 39 Images: 1	Took me a while at first, then i lol'ed __________________ http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...se/confuse.jpg

04-09-2008, 02:11 AM	#12
Troy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Manitoba Canada Posts: 2,505 Images: 3	thanks, "beer on the monitor"? now that's GREAT! dude, that just makes me want to find another good joke.

04-09-2008, 06:07 PM	#13
TXplt Conservative in Exile Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 3,191 Images: 4 Blog Entries: 2	LOL !!! Twice a year--now there's one lucky guy __________________ Old fighter pilots never die.....They just wind up in Texas

04-10-2008, 01:55 PM	#14
andrew cochran Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Little town in ARKANSAW! Posts: 2,320	Great one! lol __________________ If you don't have anything good to say... Don't say it!