04-10-2008, 11:26 PM
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two old friends, SAM and BILL would meet everyday at the park and sit and feed the ducks and the squirrells. and talk about all the things that they had done in their 90 yrs. on earth. well one day sam didn't come to the park and bill just thought maybe he wasn't feeling to good and didn't think anymore of it. a week goes by and still no sam, bill doesn't even know where sam lives so he can't check on him and thinks that he had seen the last of sam. a month later bill enters the park and who's sitting on the bench but old sam. bill goes up to him and askes sam , where have you been? in jail sam replies. in "jail" bill askes incredously. what for? sam said you know that little diner i stop at every day, the one with that cute waitress? yeah responds bill, i know it. well that waitress accused me of rape! and i was so proud of the charges that when i went to court, i pled guilty and the judge gave me thirty days for perjury.
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04-10-2008, 11:29 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas
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LOL ! Thank You
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