The mother in law

smokey · 04-11-2008, 12:50 PM

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the

Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the

Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body

Because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate

Some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body

That the doctor felt was suitable would have to come

from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they

would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they

requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After

All, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was

completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face.

He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his

Friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful

Beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was

overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear,

I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.

How can I possibly repay you?'

'My darling,' she replied,

'I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother

kiss you on the cheek.'

STITCH · 04-11-2008, 12:53 PM

LOL WOW that was pretty good!!

ArkansasHunter · 04-11-2008, 12:55 PM

ROFL !!!!! You know I know of a feller that had to have skin from his buttox grafted to his face.
This guy was a hard working fool too !
The doctors did an excellent job grafting to the point you could'nt tell he had, had any surgery on his face.
Except in the evening after work he's cheeks sagged !

Long Shanks · 04-11-2008, 01:50 PM

Very funny. You too A.H.

CalifgirlinOk · 04-11-2008, 03:32 PM

GOOD ONE!!!! LOL

7mmremmag1995 · 04-11-2008, 03:33 PM

lmao

DWFan · 04-22-2008, 08:20 PM

My motto: Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's picture on a milk carton.

ArkansasHunter · 04-22-2008, 08:24 PM

I use to put an 8X10 picture of my Mother in law on my garbage can to keep the dogs out !!!

04-11-2008, 12:50 PM	#1
smokey Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NC Posts: 101	The mother in law A married couple was in a terrible accident where the Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body Because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate Some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body That the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After All, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his Friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful Beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?' 'My darling,' she replied, 'I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.'

04-11-2008, 03:32 PM	#5
CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,791	GOOD ONE!!!! LOL __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

04-11-2008, 03:33 PM	#6
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,270 Images: 1 Blog Entries: 1	lmao __________________ Just LeDoux it

04-11-2008, 12:53 PM	#2
STITCH Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Missouri Posts: 114	LOL WOW that was pretty good!!

04-11-2008, 12:55 PM	#3
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,715	ROFL !!!!! You know I know of a feller that had to have skin from his buttox grafted to his face. This guy was a hard working fool too ! The doctors did an excellent job grafting to the point you could'nt tell he had, had any surgery on his face. Except in the evening after work he's cheeks sagged !

04-11-2008, 01:50 PM	#4
Long Shanks Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 141	Very funny. You too A.H.

04-22-2008, 08:20 PM	#7
DWFan Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: N. Texas Posts: 697 Blog Entries: 2	My motto: Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's picture on a milk carton.

04-22-2008, 08:24 PM	#8
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,715	I use to put an 8X10 picture of my Mother in law on my garbage can to keep the dogs out !!!