04-11-2008, 06:24 PM
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| Senior Member  | A few jokes I ran across about our favorite president A black comedian on Canadian TV once said... "Yep, that's right - I will miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President." #1 - He played the sax #2 - He smoked weed #3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now, look at him! His wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. * Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves with 'Clinton Soup' in honor of one of the nation's most distinguished men. It consists mainly of a weenie and hot water. * Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada. * When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Bill Clinton replied, "I don't know. I've never had one." * The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know." * Clinton will be recorded as the only President in history to do Hanky Panky between Bushes.
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04-11-2008, 10:09 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Oklahoma
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| Good one! No! Many good ones and all true!
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04-11-2008, 10:16 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Missouri
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| LOl that was awesome!!! I like the one about the two bushes! |
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04-11-2008, 11:38 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008
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| He sure made it easy to "poke" a little fun at him |
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04-11-2008, 11:40 PM
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| Senior Member   Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas
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| LOL!!! |
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