Free Kittens !!!

Mooseman684 · 04-12-2008, 02:25 AM

Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign "FREE KITTENS" next to them.
Suddenly a long big black car came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car. "Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?" he asked.
"Kittens" Little Suzy says. "They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet."
"What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.
"Democrats" says Little Suzy.
The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away. Sensing a good photo opportunity,Sen. Obama called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl with the kittens. It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there and tell everyone about these "democrat" kittens.
The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC,NBC, CBS and CNN. Everyone had their cameras ready and thenSen. Obamagot out of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy. "Now don't be frightened," he said, I just want you to tell all these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away today."
"Yes sir," Suzy said, "they are all REPUBLICAN kittens."
Taken by surprise,Sen. Obamasaid, "But yesterday you told me they were DEMOCRATS."
Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open."

SuckLead · 04-12-2008, 02:58 AM

Oooo! Good one!

CalifgirlinOk · 04-12-2008, 03:33 AM

GOOD ONE SIR....LOL!!!!!

andrew cochran · 04-13-2008, 05:27 PM

I like it!

knightRider · 04-13-2008, 05:49 PM

funny

Seabeescotty · 04-13-2008, 05:52 PM

LMAO!!! Mooseman, yer gonna upset pore ole AH, upstagin' him like that!! That is so funny! I hope I can remember it for the dems here in my area.

texnmidwest · 04-13-2008, 06:37 PM

That was a good one!!!

blaster · 04-13-2008, 07:06 PM

good one, I'll try to rember it.

7mmremmag1995 · 04-13-2008, 08:34 PM

lets email it to obama

04-12-2008, 02:25 AM	#1
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness. Unit 13 Posts: 11,315 Images: 2	Free Kittens !!! Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign "FREE KITTENS" next to them. Suddenly a long big black car came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car. "Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?" he asked. "Kittens" Little Suzy says. "They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet." "What kind of kittens are they?" he asked. "Democrats" says Little Suzy. The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away. Sensing a good photo opportunity,Sen. Obama called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl with the kittens. It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there and tell everyone about these "democrat" kittens. The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC,NBC, CBS and CNN. Everyone had their cameras ready and thenSen. Obamagot out of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy. "Now don't be frightened," he said, I just want you to tell all these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away today." "Yes sir," Suzy said, "they are all REPUBLICAN kittens." Taken by surprise,Sen. Obamasaid, "But yesterday you told me they were DEMOCRATS." Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open." __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

04-12-2008, 02:58 AM	#2
SuckLead Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: USA Posts: 912	Oooo! Good one! __________________ "Ruin a liberal's day; recite historical fact." - found on a bumper sticker

04-12-2008, 03:33 AM	#3
CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 7,756	GOOD ONE SIR....LOL!!!!! __________________ Hey Seabeescotty..!! Does my butt look good in these jeans?

04-13-2008, 05:27 PM	#4
andrew cochran Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Little town in ARKANSAW! Posts: 2,741	I like it! __________________ I'm moving to Alaska!

04-13-2008, 05:49 PM	#5
knightRider Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: you know where Posts: 3,777 Images: 19 Blog Entries: 17	funny __________________ God doesn't give rights. Men have to fight for them.

04-13-2008, 05:52 PM	#6
Seabeescotty Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 6,964 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	LMAO!!! Mooseman, yer gonna upset pore ole AH, upstagin' him like that!! That is so funny! I hope I can remember it for the dems here in my area. __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge IN GOD WE TRUST!

04-13-2008, 06:37 PM	#7
texnmidwest Some People's kids.... Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin Posts: 6,978	That was a good one!!! __________________ never pass up a bathroom, never waste a ** , and never trust a fart.

04-13-2008, 07:06 PM	#8
blaster Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: big pine key, florida Posts: 1,294	good one, I'll try to rember it. __________________ peace through superior firepower

04-13-2008, 08:34 PM	#9
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,281 Images: 1 Blog Entries: 1	lets email it to obama __________________ Just LeDoux it