04-12-2008, 02:24 PM
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| Senior Member | what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks
(Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks ) If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,you may live in Canada . not true If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada . this has happened If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada DOH! If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada double DOH! If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Muncie for the weekend, you may live in Canada . exactly what does "vacation" mean? If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada oh man, i always do this If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada who hasn't hit more than one deer? anybody? If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada yup If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada flinching? i'd have to be awake to flinch If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada guilty If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada there aint much the wife cant do if in trouble on the road If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada what's a snowsuit? If the speed limit on the highway is 80km -- you're going 90 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada most posted limits are 100km, and those are merely a suggestion If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada this my friends is a fact If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Canada again, a fact If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada . close but no cigar If you find 2 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Canada two degrees is BEAutiful! If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Canadian friends & others, you definitely live in Canada crap, i didn't even know this one was there. i just read the top few and posted and started answering back to the email. that's kinda funny in itself. Last edited by Troy; 04-12-2008 at 02:29 PM. |
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04-12-2008, 03:11 PM
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| MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!!   Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma
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Never been to Canada-I would like to go and see your country but I really don't like the cold.... I like warm weather..... 
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04-12-2008, 03:20 PM
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Are you chit'in me !!!!!! 2 degree's is butiful ?????? Man down here we fear leaven the house when it gets that cold. Matter of fact you can't even buy a heavy enough coat for that cold ! |
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04-12-2008, 04:26 PM
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04-13-2008, 12:08 AM
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those apply to alaska too | |
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04-14-2008, 10:34 PM
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Those sound a lot like the jeff foxworthy jokes about wisconsin
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04-14-2008, 10:43 PM
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in the winter here in south dakoda it is about an average of -6 degrees here so when it gets above 0 we are happy then in the summer it gets to about 90 degrees (both farenhieght)
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04-14-2008, 11:01 PM
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Its amazing how much Minnesota is like Canada.
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04-15-2008, 08:45 AM
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Fly over Canada all the time (for many hours) --western Canada's beautiful. But Canada's huge -- biggern' Texas even.
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04-15-2008, 09:25 AM
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I'm not sure exactly how its converted(used to know) but I do know that 0 Celsius is 32 Fahrenheit and 100 Celsius is 212 Fahrenheit. Celsius makes so much more sense than Fahrenheit.
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04-15-2008, 02:42 PM
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winter. | |
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