04-14-2008, 10:33 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The great northwest
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| Redneck birth control After having their 11th child, a Kentucky couple decided that was enough(they could not afford a larger double wide). So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Kentucky), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Kentuckian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." So, the couple drove to Ohio to get a second opinion. The Ohio physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Kentucky. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10. Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand....
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04-14-2008, 10:54 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ohio
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| can you say ouch? |
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04-15-2008, 04:03 AM
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| Senior Member   Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas
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| I wonder if it worked ? LOL |
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04-15-2008, 04:25 AM
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| Senior Member  | We cant legally get firecrackers here in GA. But we can buy dynamite at the hardware store. Go figure.
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04-15-2008, 04:46 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma
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| OUCH !!!!
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04-15-2008, 09:20 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Little town in ARKANSAW!
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| 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9  ! Ouch!
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04-15-2008, 03:46 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA!
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| LOL
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04-15-2008, 04:00 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Alaska
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| Good one ! |
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04-15-2008, 04:26 PM
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| Senior Member  | me takes offence. we can have fireworks in KY but we live in a big house and we band people we dont want having children. its still funny. the version i heard was with Arkansas people.
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04-15-2008, 04:33 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Missouri
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| Holy cow!! That is awesome! Way to funny! |
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05-16-2008, 05:47 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: May 2008 Location: So. Calif.
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|  R R R 
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05-16-2008, 10:49 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: South Louisiana
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| No wonder Kentucky is called "the dark and bloody ground!" |
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05-19-2008, 02:26 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jul 2004
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| Holy crap that would hurt! One of my all-time favorite jokes!
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