Rugby Heaven

wunhunglo · 04-15-2008, 05:49 AM

Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.

When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day

Mike says, "Joe, we both loved rugby all our lives, and we played rugby on

Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to

Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's rugby there."

Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed," Mike, you've been my best

Friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you.

Shortly after that, Joe passes on. At midnight a couple of nights later,

Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice

Calling out to him, "Mike--Mike."

"Who is it? Asks Mike sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"

"Mike--it's me, Joe."

"You're not Joe. Joe just died."

"I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insists the voice."

"Joe! Where are you?"

"In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."

"Tell me the good news first," says Mike.

The good news," Joe says," is that there's rugby in heaven. Better

Yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that,

We're all young again.

Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. And

Best of all, we can play rugby all we want, and we never get tired."

"That's fantastic," says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?"

"You're in the team for Tuesday."

CalifgirlinOk · 04-15-2008, 06:08 AM

I like that sir-thanks for starting my morning with a good laugh..

wunhunglo · 04-15-2008, 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CalifgirlinOk

I like that sir-thanks for starting my morning with a good laugh..

You're up early, it's almost lunchtime for me.

elmer fudd · 04-15-2008, 04:49 PM

LOL HUT!

7mmremmag1995 · 04-15-2008, 05:29 PM

lmfao

Windwalker · 04-15-2008, 05:35 PM

Good one,lol.

pball942 · 04-16-2008, 03:57 AM

Excellent

04-15-2008, 05:49 AM	#1
wunhunglo Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: currently "Sunny West Africa" Posts: 2,004	Rugby Heaven Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved rugby all our lives, and we played rugby on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's rugby there." Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed," Mike, you've been my best Friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you. Shortly after that, Joe passes on. At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice Calling out to him, "Mike--Mike." "Who is it? Asks Mike sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?" "Mike--it's me, Joe." "You're not Joe. Joe just died." "I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insists the voice." "Joe! Where are you?" "In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad news." "Tell me the good news first," says Mike. The good news," Joe says," is that there's rugby in heaven. Better Yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that, We're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. And Best of all, we can play rugby all we want, and we never get tired." "That's fantastic," says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?" "You're in the team for Tuesday."

04-15-2008, 06:08 AM	#2
CalifgirlinOk MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,579	I like that sir-thanks for starting my morning with a good laugh.. __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

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elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 2,029	LOL HUT! __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy!

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Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,000	Good one,lol. __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

04-16-2008, 03:57 AM	#7
pball942 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 256	Excellent __________________ Running is not a plan. Running is what you do when your plan fails.