Church sex

stitchclimber · 04-15-2008, 10:56 PM

Three couples went in to see the minister about becoming new members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the third couple was newly married.

Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister.

The retired couple said it was no problem at all.

The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that it was no problem.

The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.

''Can of PAINT!'' exclaimed the minister.

''Yeah,'' said the newlywed man. ''She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over.''

The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in his church

''That's okay,'' said the man. ''We're not welcome in Home Depot either.''

billy · 04-16-2008, 01:00 AM

nyuk nyuk nyuk

pball942 · 04-16-2008, 03:58 AM

CalifgirlinOk · 04-16-2008, 04:46 AM

Now everytime I go into Home Depot I will think of this joke....

....LOL

Windwalker · 04-16-2008, 07:55 AM

lol

andrew cochran · 04-16-2008, 10:44 AM

LOL

7mmremmag1995 · 04-16-2008, 04:25 PM

lmfao

fire9113 · 04-16-2008, 04:29 PM

Imagine what happens in a paint store.

04-15-2008, 10:56 PM	#1
stitchclimber Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The great northwest Posts: 1,014	Church sex Three couples went in to see the minister about becoming new members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the third couple was newly married. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. ''Can of PAINT!'' exclaimed the minister. ''Yeah,'' said the newlywed man. ''She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over.'' The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in his church ''That's okay,'' said the man. ''We're not welcome in Home Depot either.'' __________________ turning up the radio, got just enough religion and a half tank of gas...

04-16-2008, 01:00 AM	#2
billy spiritual counselor Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 14,261 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 154	nyuk nyuk nyuk __________________ "I would never die for my beliefs because what if I'm wrong?"- Bertrand Russell

04-16-2008, 03:58 AM	#3
pball942 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 256	__________________ Running is not a plan. Running is what you do when your plan fails.

04-16-2008, 04:46 AM	#4
CalifgirlinOk MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,579	Now everytime I go into Home Depot I will think of this joke........LOL __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

04-16-2008, 07:55 AM	#5
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,000	lol __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

04-16-2008, 10:44 AM	#6
andrew cochran Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Little town in ARKANSAW! Posts: 2,320	LOL __________________ If you don't have anything good to say... Don't say it!

04-16-2008, 04:25 PM	#7
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,271 Images: 1 Blog Entries: 1	lmfao __________________ Just LeDoux it

04-16-2008, 04:29 PM	#8
fire9113 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Gooding Idaho Posts: 7	Imagine what happens in a paint store.