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Old 04-16-2008, 03:04 AM   #1
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Do you feel Lucky today??

You are a South African bush pilot working for Blue Sky Aviation.
You fly in some critical medical supplies, enjoy a quick lunch at the hospital.
It's a stifling 100 degrees in the shade and you're eager to get back up to the cool, high blue yonder.
On the way back to your plane, you discover that the only bit of shade within 1 mile has become very popular.



I'm off to South Africa today, I hope I'm lucky.
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Old 04-16-2008, 04:01 AM   #2
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OH MY !!!!! I would have chit my pants at that sight..........
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Old 04-16-2008, 04:47 AM   #3
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You see, this is where a nice firearm comes in handy Shoot something nearby that's unprotected and a nuisance to everyone (don't know what would qualify out there) and throw it a ways away from the lions to get them to move to a free meal!

Great pic!
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Old 04-16-2008, 06:48 AM   #4
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Take care WUN. We want you back with us. Stay lucky.
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Old 04-18-2008, 10:05 PM   #5
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make sure to take a slower buddy you can out run
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Old 04-18-2008, 10:31 PM   #6
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make sure to take a slower buddy you can out run
Or someone you do not like?
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Old 04-20-2008, 05:53 PM   #7
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good luck with that situation
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Old 04-20-2008, 07:18 PM   #8
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Take Hillary Clinton with you, give her a parachute and throw her out the plane. She is so ugly she would scare off any dangerous wild game and any unfriendly natives. Or if she isn't available just one of the many photos of her from this forum and that would enough to scare anything off.




All joking aside I hope you have a safe trip.
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Old 04-20-2008, 07:20 PM   #9
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Take Hillary Clinton with you, give her a parachute and throw her out the plane. She is so ugly she would scare off any dangerous wild game and any unfriendly natives. Or if she isn't available just one of the many photos of her from this forum and that would enough to scare anything off.




All joking aside I hope you have a safe trip.
he prolly couldn't stand to look at her that long and just crash the plane
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Old 04-20-2008, 07:29 PM   #10
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wunhunglo: Sir; I want'ta go. There's lions, tigers, and hippopotamus, snakes, elephants, and a whole lotta fun.
Sir; just watch your step to the plane. Your firearms are in there
Good Trip and Good Hunting.
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Old 04-20-2008, 09:58 PM   #11
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Yikes..........
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