04-16-2008, 09:14 AM
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Two Trees and a Woodpecker It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.' |
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04-16-2008, 10:43 AM
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04-16-2008, 11:29 AM
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FUNNY.................... 
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04-16-2008, 11:39 AM
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WOW....... i dont even know what to say.........
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04-16-2008, 04:31 PM
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Long Shanks you own me a new monitor LMAO !!!!
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04-16-2008, 04:32 PM
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That son of a beech was funny!
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04-16-2008, 06:23 PM
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wow... what's left to say...
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04-16-2008, 06:24 PM
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That is hilarious!
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04-16-2008, 07:28 PM
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LOL you crazy ash!
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05-19-2008, 07:05 PM
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R R R, I laugh my ash off.
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