Golfing Notes

Oxford · 08-19-2002, 10:30 PM

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with
clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized
society, it is called golf.

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those
in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.

Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments.

The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not
too often.

There's no game like golf you go out with three friends, play
eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.

Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor
players.

An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice once before
swinging, and once again after swinging.

Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart
cannot count, criticize or laugh.

NRAJOE · 08-19-2002, 10:32 PM

I say we combine the sport of golf with skeet shooting!

Big Dog · 08-20-2002, 01:33 PM

I play golf occasionally. I tee off with my Buckmark, play it out of the rough with my Marlin M60, then finish up with the BRNO Hornet for a hole-in-one (golfball). Fore! . . . Bang!

Oxford · 08-20-2002, 03:44 PM

I expected someone to get arouond to that. (ha) Now when can I join you for another round?

Oxford:nod:

08-19-2002, 10:30 PM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,101 Blog Entries: 4	Golfing Notes In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf. Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles. Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind. Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments. The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often. There's no game like golf you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies. Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players. An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice once before swinging, and once again after swinging. Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

08-19-2002, 10:32 PM	#2
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,252 Images: 3	I say we combine the sport of golf with skeet shooting! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

08-20-2002, 01:33 PM	#3
Big Dog Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 10,412	I play golf occasionally. I tee off with my Buckmark, play it out of the rough with my Marlin M60, then finish up with the BRNO Hornet for a hole-in-one (golfball). Fore! . . . Bang! __________________ Moderator of: AR15/M16, M14/M1A, New/Beginning Shooters and Militaria/Collectables.

08-20-2002, 03:44 PM	#4
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,101 Blog Entries: 4	I expected someone to get arouond to that. (ha) Now when can I join you for another round? Oxford:nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".