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Old 04-22-2008, 09:17 PM   #21
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just imagine you are weightless in the middle of the ocean
surrounded by tiny little seahorses......



dontcha feel better now?
Full wet suit and that would make me very serene. Skinny dippin' that would make me feel mighty nervous!
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Old 04-22-2008, 09:23 PM   #22
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Aye, he seems innocent enough, MrsS., but just you step out of line and my second-in-command, Pigsticker Billy, will have you walkin' the plank! AAArrggghhhhh. He's a mean one, he is!
thats right!
we aint runnin no daisy farm!
arrgghh arrr arrr!
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Old 04-22-2008, 09:40 PM   #23
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Congratulations Mrs. S, you seem to be getting the hang of living in Dixie real well. P.S., just ignore the Pirates.

Billy, isn't everyone on G&G full of sweetness and light? It's the friendliest group this size I have ever been around and they are always willing to help. Your idea of floating and relaxing with seahorses around does wonders to relieve stress.
Your god daughter Nora Jewel is one beautiful baby. A smile from her would relieve anyone's stress.
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Old 04-22-2008, 10:12 PM   #24
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nora and i thank you.
you should see her sis miya.

i dont like kids.
but i like these two!

mebbe they will grow up to like guns?
then i will have someone to leave them to.
ah a mans gotta dream..............
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Old 04-23-2008, 12:33 AM   #25
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Wish I had someone to leave my guns to.
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Old 04-23-2008, 12:51 AM   #26
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Wish I had someone to leave my guns to.
you can leave 'em with me. i'd take goooooood care of 'em.
take 'em out to get their exercise quite alot.
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Old 04-23-2008, 05:33 AM   #27
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I think I would rather be sitting on the beach being served by my own personal cabana boy(shirtless-muscular-blonde).That sure would calm me down real fast! Oh! we were talking about seahorses!!! I just got carried away there for just a moment...
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Old 04-23-2008, 01:15 PM   #28
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Billy, I got to admire you, you truely have a Startrek mind...
Boldy goes where no man has gone before. LOL
Don't ever change, bud.

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Old 04-23-2008, 01:59 PM   #29
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:30 PM   #30
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?grow up?

now wouldn't that be boring

I might just go fishing
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:07 PM   #31
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i started smoking crack because of a mean Gun and gamer !!! booooohoooo

jerry ! jerry ! jerry !
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:18 PM   #32
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I'm sorry KR. (I have been called a bit mean)
We could have a big G&G intervention, say at Knob Creek Kentucky?
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:27 PM   #33
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:37 PM   #34
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I'm sorry KR. (I have been called a bit mean)
We could have a big G&G intervention, say at Knob Creek Kentucky?
i think that would be best, with lots of ammo errr i mean crack.
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Old 04-23-2008, 04:04 PM   #35
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pretty weird stuff....
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Old 04-23-2008, 05:31 PM   #36
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I think I would rather be sitting on the beach being served by my own personal cabana boy(shirtless-muscular-blonde).That sure would calm me down real fast! Oh! we were talking about seahorses!!! I just got carried away there for just a moment...
But you've got that right there where you live. That's Scotty!
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Old 04-23-2008, 06:08 PM   #37
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Old 04-23-2008, 06:14 PM   #38
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Aye, he seems innocent enough, MrsS., but just you step out of line and my second-in-command, Pigsticker Billy, will have you walkin' the plank! AAArrggghhhhh. He's a mean one, he is!


I would never step out of line here, I don't think...so Billy and the other mods will have no problems from me.
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Old 04-23-2008, 06:20 PM   #39
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I would never step out of line here, I don't think...so Billy and the other mods will have no problems from me.
im not even a mod.
im just a mutant that the mods feel sorry for so they let me hang around....
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Haha! MrsS... you had me worried for a second there! I thought good ole billy boy just became a mod or something and I missed it! Phew! So G&G is safe for one more day! Haha! Just kiddin of course capn' billy.
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