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Old 04-23-2008, 06:36 PM   #41
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Billy as a mod would probably clear over half of the 15,000 G & G members here, lol.
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Old 04-23-2008, 06:38 PM   #42
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nah.........
ima good guy now.
remember?
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Old 04-23-2008, 06:40 PM   #43
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nah.........
ima good guy now.
remember?


Yeah...I remember now.
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Old 04-23-2008, 06:40 PM   #44
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Billy, I got to admire you, you truely have a Startrek mind...
Boldy goes where no man has gone before. LOL
Don't ever change, bud.

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Old 04-24-2008, 01:57 AM   #45
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But you've got that right there where you live. That's Scotty!
The only thing I don't have is the beach.But I suppose I could lay by the pond and have him pick the ticks off of me.Now doesn't that sound romantic!!!......
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Old 04-24-2008, 06:09 AM   #46
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yep
scotty the smoothie!
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Old 04-24-2008, 09:19 AM   #47
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i knew that.
you are a sweet lady.

im turning over a new leaf.
the kinder ,gentler billy

wadaya think?
good fit?
Billy's in cyber-love!
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Old 04-24-2008, 06:31 PM   #48
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relax,
it's just a schoolboy crush
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Old 04-24-2008, 09:41 PM   #49
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The only thing I don't have is the beach.But I suppose I could lay by the pond and have him pick the ticks off of me.Now doesn't that sound romantic!!!......
That does sound romantic! Also, I've noticed a wooly worm on Scotty's face. You might trade off a little and pick that off. Will that make a moth or butterfly?
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Old 04-26-2008, 05:18 AM   #50
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That does sound romantic! Also, I've noticed a wooly worm on Scotty's face. You might trade off a little and pick that off. Will that make a moth or butterfly?
i dont know if it's true but i have heard that scotty is so cheap he puts coffee grounds in that mustache and drinks hot water!
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Old 04-26-2008, 08:23 AM   #51
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One of the perks in having a stache like that is that you could filter just about anything. After breakfast, lunch or dinner a little snack would always await you within a tongue's reach.
Now I've forgotten what we're supposed to be talking about? Cabana boys, seahorses, mean members?
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Old 04-26-2008, 08:59 AM   #52
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thats why i started this thread.
so we could cut to the chase and get right down to brass tacks!

it is imperative that we as a group....HEY A SQUIRREL!
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Old 04-26-2008, 09:18 AM   #53
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Hey, I like bein' the b*tt of the joke! And she ain't never seen if I got a lip under there! My excuse id it hides the scar tissue, from the time I was followin' too close. And I love picky ticky! Oklahoma foreplay!
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Old 04-26-2008, 02:48 PM   #54
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True story. I was walking through the woods one day. I came upon a small clearing. A patch of sunlight in all the gloom. The clearing was covered in strawberry plants. The scent was incredable. I sat at the edge of this brillant light eating a few small wild strawberries. The sunlight warming me. The perfume and taste of strawberry filling my senses. When I think back on this I guess I find my warm happy place. Hope you find yours as well even if its in the ocean with seahorses nibbing at your bits.
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Old 04-26-2008, 06:26 PM   #55
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thats why i started this thread.
so we could cut to the chase and get right down to brass tacks!

it is imperative that we as a group....HEY A SQUIRREL!
Why do I have the feeling the next sound in the billy-household was a .22lr going through the barrel of a scoped CZ rifle? *smirk*
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Capt'n did you get ticks on you when you were at the strawberry patch ?
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Old 04-26-2008, 07:01 PM   #57
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Why do I have the feeling the next sound in the billy-household was a .22lr going through the barrel of a scoped CZ rifle? *smirk*
you know me quite well dontcha?
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Old 04-26-2008, 07:33 PM   #58
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you know me quite well dontcha?
Not all that well... we've never shot any of each other's firearms. That's when ya really get to know someone.
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And here I was using the ignore button, thanks for the tip billy!
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