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Old 04-22-2008, 08:31 PM   #1
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tip for dealing with mean G&G members

just imagine you are weightless in the middle of the ocean
surrounded by tiny little seahorses......



dontcha feel better now?
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Old 04-22-2008, 08:36 PM   #2
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Billy...what's up with the avatar? Little seahorses would freak me out! But that's just me, lol.
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Old 04-22-2008, 08:41 PM   #3
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is this better mrs.s
thats my god daughter NORA JEWEL
lil cutie huh?

let her take the heat for all the crazy stuff i post.
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Old 04-22-2008, 08:42 PM   #4
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billy, I've got to know what your teachers used to say about your imagination. I bet you wrote some good stories and I know you had to get inside some of those old teacher's heads didn't you?
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Old 04-22-2008, 08:44 PM   #5
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billy, I've got to know what your teachers used to say about your imagination. I bet you wrote some good stories and I know you had to get inside some of those old teacher's heads didn't you?
i liked school and a lot of my teachers liked me.
i still write stories sometimes.

i had one arch enemy growing up.
a teacher and her name was (i kid you not) MRS. ODER!
SHE WAS A MEAN ONE!
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Old 04-22-2008, 08:46 PM   #6
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is this better mrs. debi?
thats my god daughter NORA JEWEL
lil cutie huh?

let her take the heat for all the crazy stuff i post.
Ohhhh..so adorable....but Billy, I AM NOT DEBI! MrsS, that's me...if you would like to go by first name, you can call me "C"...for the first letter of my name, lol.
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Old 04-22-2008, 08:46 PM   #7
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maybe the name made her mean...
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made who mean?
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im terribly sorry mrs.s.

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made who mean?
maybe growing up named oder made her into a sourpuss?
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im terribly sorry mrs.s.

All said lovingly, Billy....I would never yell at anyone here, really.
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Old 04-22-2008, 08:50 PM   #11
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i knew that.
you are a sweet lady.

im turning over a new leaf.
the kinder ,gentler billy

wadaya think?
good fit?
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Old 04-22-2008, 08:51 PM   #12
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i knew that.
you are a sweet lady.


{sigh} I think the south is changing my demeanor...thank you for the compliment, sir.
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Old 04-22-2008, 09:01 PM   #13
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i liked school and a lot of my teachers liked me.
i still write stories sometimes.

i had one arch enemy growing up.
a teacher and her name was (i kid you not) MRS. ODER!
SHE WAS A MEAN ONE!
I've seen all kinds of names in my profession and just a few years ago where I used to live, an older couple had moved into the house next to me. I knew their last name was Gross and I had their grandkids in class but I didn't know their first names. One day the postman delivered a bill of theirs to my address. The lady's name was May and her middle initial was B. Needless to say she had a good sense of humor.
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Old 04-22-2008, 09:06 PM   #14
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i knew that.
you are a sweet lady.

im turning over a new leaf.
the kinder ,gentler billy

wadaya think?
good fit?

I never knew you to be mean here, Billy...must've been before I joined. You're fine just as Ii have always known you here (since january, anyway).
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Old 04-22-2008, 09:18 PM   #15
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I never knew you to be mean here, Billy...must've been before I joined. You're fine just as Ii have always known you here (since january, anyway).
hey thats 4 months of sweetness and light right there!
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Old 04-22-2008, 09:21 PM   #16
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billy do you have your own version of the story 3 little Pigs ?
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Here is a tip for you mooks. (said with a smile & affection)
Don't buy cheap underwear!
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Illigitimi non corborundum . . . .

. . . which is Latin for Don't Let the Bastards Wear You Down.

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Old 04-22-2008, 10:03 PM   #19
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I never knew you to be mean here, Billy...must've been before I joined. You're fine just as Ii have always known you here (since january, anyway).
Aye, he seems innocent enough, MrsS., but just you step out of line and my second-in-command, Pigsticker Billy, will have you walkin' the plank! AAArrggghhhhh. He's a mean one, he is!
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just imagine you are weightless in the middle of the ocean
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dontcha feel better now?
Yano, that would calm me down quite a bit... if I could breathe under water!!!

AHHH!!!! *blup! blup! blup!*
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