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Old 04-23-2008, 03:09 PM   #1
MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!!
 
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I was invited to go out with the girl's one night to a friends house.I told my husband I would be back by midnight,"I promise!" Well the hours passed and the margaritas went down way to easily.Almost 3 a.m.,a bit loaded I headed home.Just as I got in the door the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up,I cuckooed another 9 times.I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quicked-witted solution,in order not to get into a fight with him.(Even when I was a bit loaded,I knew ..3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos for midnight)..

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got home,I told him "MIDNIGHT"....He didn't seem like he was mad in the least. Whew!! I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock". When I asked him why,he said" Well last night our clock cuckooed three times,then said "Oh chit"-cuckooed 4 more times-cleared it's throat-cuckooed another three times-giggled-cockooed twice more and tripped over the coffee table and farted..!!!!
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:13 PM   #2
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ROFL OMG-------and farted too !!!!! LMAO I've heard it before !
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:21 PM   #3
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i can so see my old lady doing that!
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:28 PM   #4
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hahaha Ma'am thats a goodin.
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:38 PM   #5
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Old 04-23-2008, 05:08 PM   #6
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Old 04-23-2008, 05:09 PM   #7
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Nice! lol
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Old 04-23-2008, 05:32 PM   #8
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Cute story
You've got a really understanding husband.
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Old 04-23-2008, 05:52 PM   #9
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Da*** cuckoo clocks, you can't trust 'm at all. They're made overseas, ya know.

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Old 04-24-2008, 12:32 AM   #11
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hA HA HA HA Thats a gud un.
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Old 04-24-2008, 09:49 AM   #12
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LOL, I would take good care of that coo coo clock as not everyone has one that talks, clears its throat, giggles, stumbles, and farts.
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Old 04-25-2008, 06:17 PM   #13
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Old 04-25-2008, 06:45 PM   #14
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True story, right!
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Hmmm now that sounds all too familiar!!! LOL
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Ahh, thats great. Will forward this to a few people.
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Old 04-29-2008, 07:14 AM   #19
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I have no coukoo clock and that's the truth I swear...............
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I have no coukoo clock and that's the truth I swear...............
Your nose could be growing but I can't swear by it!! Anyway I wasn't talking about the clock!! What was that last word?? I'll just ask Scotty. Aren't you glad you told that story?
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