04-27-2008, 05:58 PM
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| Senior Member  | Life Lessons Learned from a Dog If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want Don't go out without ID Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by piddling on their shoes. Be aware of when to hold your tongue; and when to use it Leave room in your schedule for a good nap Always give people a friendly greeting; A cold nose in the crotch is effective When you do something wrong; always accept responsibility [as soon as you're dragged from under the bed] If it's not wet and sloppy; it's not a real kiss
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