More of Andy Rooney's wisdom

ArkansasHunter · 04-29-2008, 12:24 PM

Andy's right on the money with this one!!

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:

60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

CalifgirlinOk · 04-29-2008, 01:54 PM

The last line said it all..........LMAO

andrew cochran · 04-29-2008, 02:10 PM

Nice!

7mmremmag1995 · 04-29-2008, 05:21 PM

lol

GlockMeister · 04-29-2008, 05:43 PM

AT a boy Andy. lol

JASON6969 · 04-29-2008, 11:23 PM

DITTO!

Windwalker · 04-30-2008, 12:49 PM

Lol, that was a good one.

snuffysmith · 05-01-2008, 01:20 PM

OUTSTANDING!!!
I've always loved Andy's stuff and that was classic Ronney. Plus, everything he said was right on the mark. I had never heard that last part about the pig/sausage but I cracked up when I read it.

Snuffy

Cyrano · 05-01-2008, 05:43 PM

Lots of truth in there - but it's the punch line that is the counterpoint to the line about milk and a cow that makes that monologue!

trapfreek · 05-01-2008, 07:47 PM

I had a good LOL on that one.

TXplt · 05-01-2008, 10:34 PM

LOL

Oink Oink.....

04-29-2008, 12:24 PM	#1
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	More of Andy Rooney's wisdom Andy's right on the money with this one!! In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

04-29-2008, 01:54 PM	#2
CalifgirlinOk MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,579	The last line said it all..........LMAO __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

04-29-2008, 02:10 PM	#3
andrew cochran Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Little town in ARKANSAW! Posts: 2,320	Nice! __________________ If you don't have anything good to say... Don't say it!

04-29-2008, 05:21 PM	#4
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,271 Images: 1 Blog Entries: 1	lol __________________ Just LeDoux it

04-29-2008, 05:43 PM	#5
GlockMeister Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern Illinois Posts: 6,257	AT a boy Andy. lol __________________ I'd rather be tried by 12 than carried by 6!

04-29-2008, 11:23 PM	#6
JASON6969 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Vidalia GEORGIA Posts: 125	DITTO! __________________ THE MIND IS THE BEST WEAPON

04-30-2008, 12:49 PM	#7
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,000	Lol, that was a good one. __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

05-01-2008, 01:20 PM	#8
snuffysmith Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: central Arkansas Posts: 580	OUTSTANDING!!! I've always loved Andy's stuff and that was classic Ronney. Plus, everything he said was right on the mark. I had never heard that last part about the pig/sausage but I cracked up when I read it. Snuffy __________________ time & weather changes everything KTALGSTO

05-01-2008, 05:43 PM	#9
Cyrano Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: New York Posts: 2,993	Lots of truth in there - but it's the punch line that is the counterpoint to the line about milk and a cow that makes that monologue!

05-01-2008, 07:47 PM	#10
trapfreek Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 491	I had a good LOL on that one. __________________ "Great minds talk about ideas, small minds talk about other people."

05-01-2008, 10:34 PM	#11
TXplt Conservative in Exile Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 3,191 Images: 4 Blog Entries: 2	LOL Oink Oink..... __________________ Old fighter pilots never die.....They just wind up in Texas