Man needs extra dose of Viagara

ArkansasHunter · 04-29-2008, 12:33 PM

Subject: Viagara

A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of Viagra. The
doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.

'Why not?' asked the man.

'Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor.

'But I need it really bad,' said the man.

'Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor.

The man said, “My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife
will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you
see? I must have a double dose.”

The doctor finally relented saying, 'Okay, I'll give it to you, but you
have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there
are any side effects.'

On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling.

The doctor asked, 'What happened to you?'

The man said, ‘No one showed up..'

alan c. · 04-29-2008, 12:40 PM

A.H. you are so bad.

ezearln · 04-29-2008, 12:41 PM

That was just tooooo funny LOL and Alan is right you is sooooo BAD! Dang A.H.

CalifgirlinOk · 04-29-2008, 01:48 PM

I DON'T GET THE JOKE !!!!.

GOOD ONE!!!

TXplt · 04-29-2008, 01:53 PM

LOL--good one !

andrew cochran · 04-29-2008, 02:18 PM

LOL!

ghost_raven · 04-29-2008, 04:16 PM

lol...

7mmremmag1995 · 04-29-2008, 05:16 PM

lmao

Sooner Shooter · 04-29-2008, 07:30 PM

I guess next time he'll heed the four hour warning!

sell33 · 04-29-2008, 08:06 PM

Lmao lol thats pretty good AH

snuffysmith · 05-01-2008, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CalifgirlinOk

I DON'T GET THE JOKE !!!!.

GOOD ONE!!!

Ahhhh, Mmmmnm, ..... OK Scotty! You want to handle this one cuz.
Yah, you take from here Scotty. LOL

Snuffy

ArkansasHunter · 05-01-2008, 01:35 PM

I ain't touch'in it with a 10 foot pole !!! LOL

jmp8927 · 05-01-2008, 09:42 PM

Oh my gawsh LOL

Windwalker · 05-01-2008, 10:35 PM

Lol, good one A.H.

Troy · 05-02-2008, 01:01 AM

ah well, at least he still had righty tighty and lefty loosey there to keep him company.

tbonecpk · 05-06-2008, 01:11 AM

omg lol

9mmfan · 05-06-2008, 06:21 PM

LOL, that was pretty good A.H.

04-29-2008, 12:33 PM	#1
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	Man needs extra dose of Viagara Subject: Viagara A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose. 'Why not?' asked the man. 'Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor. 'But I need it really bad,' said the man. 'Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor. The man said, “My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose.” The doctor finally relented saying, 'Okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.' On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling. The doctor asked, 'What happened to you?' The man said, ‘No one showed up..'

04-29-2008, 12:40 PM	#2
alan c. Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Pasadena,Tejas - also known as Texas Posts: 3,769 Images: 15 Blog Entries: 3	A.H. you are so bad. __________________ God Bless. From Tejas -- formerly known as Texas.

04-29-2008, 12:41 PM	#3
ezearln Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texas Hill Country Posts: 3,175	That was just tooooo funny LOL and Alan is right you is sooooo BAD! Dang A.H. __________________ "You can have my Freedom when I'm done with it!"

04-29-2008, 01:48 PM	#4
CalifgirlinOk MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,579	I DON'T GET THE JOKE !!!!.GOOD ONE!!! __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

04-29-2008, 01:53 PM	#5
TXplt Conservative in Exile Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 3,191 Images: 4 Blog Entries: 2	LOL--good one ! __________________ Old fighter pilots never die.....They just wind up in Texas

04-29-2008, 02:18 PM	#6
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04-29-2008, 04:16 PM	#7
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04-29-2008, 05:16 PM	#8
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04-29-2008, 07:30 PM	#9
Sooner Shooter Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 688	I guess next time he'll heed the four hour warning! __________________ Save the drama for your mama!

04-29-2008, 08:06 PM	#10
sell33 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,385	Lmao lol thats pretty good AH

05-01-2008, 01:35 PM	#12
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	I ain't touch'in it with a 10 foot pole !!! LOL

05-01-2008, 09:42 PM	#13
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05-01-2008, 10:35 PM	#14
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,000	Lol, good one A.H. __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

05-02-2008, 01:01 AM	#15
Troy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Manitoba Canada Posts: 2,505 Images: 3	ah well, at least he still had righty tighty and lefty loosey there to keep him company.

05-06-2008, 01:11 AM	#16
tbonecpk Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: San Diego Cal Posts: 1,590 Blog Entries: 2	omg lol __________________ "Speak softly but carry a big stick" -Teddy Roosevelt

05-06-2008, 06:21 PM	#17
9mmfan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Anywhere The Department of Homeland Defense sends me. Tennessee, is my home. Posts: 448	LOL, that was pretty good A.H. __________________ Peace Through Superior Firepower !