04-29-2008, 06:08 PM
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| Senior Member  | How Dogs and Women are Alike
Both are good at prentending that they are listening to every word you say. Both can eat 5lbs. of chocolate in one sitting Both constantly want back-rubs Both look good in Fur Coats Both look stupid in Hats Both put too much value in kissing Both tend to have "hip" problems neither believe silence is golden Neither can balance a check book Neither understand football You can never tell what either of them is thinking  How Women are Better than Dogs It is socially acceptable to have sexual relations with a woman Though they have only two, women's breast are far more interesting Women leave the room to "fart" Women look good in sweaters
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04-29-2008, 06:58 PM
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lol you forgot that both can just glare at you silently or just never shut up!
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04-29-2008, 08:12 PM
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You are in sooooooooooooo much trouble! Glad its you and not me!!!!!!!
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04-30-2008, 11:56 AM
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LMAO!!
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04-30-2008, 01:04 PM
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| MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!!   Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma
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04-30-2008, 01:07 PM
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I'm staying away from this one......
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04-30-2008, 06:49 PM
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She's readin' over my shoulder,,, Sooo, I'll not touch it.
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04-30-2008, 06:55 PM
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Where a woman is better than a dog.... She can drive you home when you are drunk. Where the dog is better than the woman.... He is still happy to see you when you come home drunk!
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05-01-2008, 12:43 AM
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Where the dog is better You can out and play with other dogs and not get in trouble for it You can throw something of theirs and they will go get and want you to do it again |
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