Redneck jury

stitchclimber · 04-30-2008, 02:34 AM

A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a red neck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the red neck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.

After the trial, the brother went to the red neck's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.

The red neck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all wanted to let him go.

Mooseman684 · 04-30-2008, 02:38 AM

Keep AH off the Jury....LOL Good one !!!

CalifgirlinOk · 04-30-2008, 07:54 AM

LOL........

andrew cochran · 04-30-2008, 10:21 AM

Hey! Good one!

7mmremmag1995 · 04-30-2008, 05:31 PM

rofl

Windwalker · 04-30-2008, 08:02 PM

Very good lol.

sell33 · 04-30-2008, 08:07 PM

well that sure sucks lol

MrsS · 04-30-2008, 08:36 PM

Showed my husband and told him "see what I married into!", lol...

billy · 05-04-2008, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrsS

Showed my husband and told him "see what I married into!", lol...

yowza mrs. s!

yer a mean one!

04-30-2008, 02:34 AM	#1
stitchclimber Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The great northwest Posts: 1,014	Redneck jury A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a red neck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the red neck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter. The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter. After the trial, the brother went to the red neck's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000. The red neck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all wanted to let him go. __________________ turning up the radio, got just enough religion and a half tank of gas...

04-30-2008, 02:38 AM	#2
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 10,532 Images: 2	Keep AH off the Jury....LOL Good one !!! __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

04-30-2008, 07:54 AM	#3
CalifgirlinOk MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,579	LOL........ __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

04-30-2008, 10:21 AM	#4
andrew cochran Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Little town in ARKANSAW! Posts: 2,320	Hey! Good one! __________________ If you don't have anything good to say... Don't say it!

04-30-2008, 05:31 PM	#5
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,271 Images: 1 Blog Entries: 1	rofl __________________ Just LeDoux it

04-30-2008, 08:02 PM	#6
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,000	Very good lol. __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

04-30-2008, 08:07 PM	#7
sell33 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,385	well that sure sucks lol

04-30-2008, 08:36 PM	#8
MrsS Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: 16th state. Posts: 1,805	Showed my husband and told him "see what I married into!", lol... __________________ "For unto you is born this day in the city of David a savior, which is Christ the LORD." Luke 2:11