04-30-2008, 01:43 AM
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| Dirty football sayings 20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it. 19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind. 18. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow. 17. It's a game of inches. 16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it. 15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding. 14. He's gonna feel that one tomorrow. 13. He found his tight end. 12. End around. 11. He had to stretch to get it in. 10. He gets penetration in the backfield. 9. He blows them off (at the line). 8. He bangs it in. 7. He could go all the way. 6. He gets it off just in time. 5. He goes deep. 4. He found a hole and slid through it. 3. He pounds it in. 2. He beats them off (the line) 1. He's got great hands.
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04-30-2008, 01:59 AM
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| Senior Member   Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: AnchorTown, Alaska
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| One tap on the @$$, and he's in motion!
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04-30-2008, 06:48 AM
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| OH MY!!!!......... 
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04-30-2008, 09:20 AM
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| NICE! LOL LOL!
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04-30-2008, 12:32 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texas Hill Country
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| Good Lawd almighty, thinking Hmmmm
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04-30-2008, 04:28 PM
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| lmao 
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04-30-2008, 07:53 PM
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| LMAO
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04-30-2008, 08:08 PM
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| hmm never thought of them like that...lol did u think of them all by yourself stitch? |
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04-30-2008, 08:58 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Armpit, Illinois, USA
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| Never much trusted a sport where grown men jump on one another and then slap one another on the bum when they get up.
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05-08-2008, 06:49 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Southern tube Louisiana
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| Things to think about at football practice..
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05-08-2008, 06:55 PM
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| Those are all excellent perversions of the games sayings. lol But, don't forget, "He got really good penetration (through the line)". Kind of goes with or an addition to #'s 10 and 20...
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