04-30-2008, 05:28 PM
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1. If I like it, its mine 2.If it's in my mouth, it's mine 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way 6. If I'm chewing something up, all pieces are mine 7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine 8. If I saw it first, it's mine 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine 10. If it is broken, it's yours It was a slow day in Heaven and God phoned Satan to see what was going on down there. "It's slow here too", said Satan "Well" God said, "I think a dog show might be fun" "Sounds good" says Satan, "But why are you calling me, You have all the dogs up there" "I know", answered God, "But you've got all the judges"
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04-30-2008, 06:05 PM
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| MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!!   Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma
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Alot better than the other dog joke... 
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04-30-2008, 06:52 PM
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Lol, I liked the second one best.
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04-30-2008, 08:53 PM
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I liked them both, lol
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04-30-2008, 09:04 PM
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Hmmm... Quote:
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