Barroom blunder

stitchclimber · 04-30-2008, 11:28 PM

It was getting late at the bar.., and one of the drunks fell off his stool....a fellow helps him back on to his seat......, a little while later it happens again..., The fellow asks the bar keep if he knows the guy, and where he might live, so that he can make sure he gets home safe. The bartender tells him.
So the fellow helps him up...,but he falls again. The fellow picks him up again, and they head out.
On the way to the car the guy falls three more times. He finds the address the bartender gave him, and helps the man out. He falls out of the car....., and falls twice more on the way to the door.
The well-doer rings the bell and a woman answers. He say's " ma'am is this your husband"???
She replies " YES, BUT WHERE'S HIS WHEELCHAIR"???????

billy · 04-30-2008, 11:42 PM

oooh!
i LIKE that one!!!!!

CalifgirlinOk · 05-01-2008, 05:19 AM

Poor guy....Good one!!!!

neophyte · 05-01-2008, 05:50 AM

It's the visual

Windwalker · 05-01-2008, 06:59 AM

LOL. hope they find his wheelchair.

andrew cochran · 05-01-2008, 11:02 AM

7mmremmag1995 · 05-02-2008, 04:27 PM

lmao!

Momoney567 · 05-08-2008, 06:46 PM

HAHA!

04-30-2008, 11:28 PM	#1
stitchclimber Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The great northwest Posts: 928 Trader Rating: (0)	Barroom blunder It was getting late at the bar.., and one of the drunks fell off his stool....a fellow helps him back on to his seat......, a little while later it happens again..., The fellow asks the bar keep if he knows the guy, and where he might live, so that he can make sure he gets home safe. The bartender tells him. So the fellow helps him up...,but he falls again. The fellow picks him up again, and they head out. On the way to the car the guy falls three more times. He finds the address the bartender gave him, and helps the man out. He falls out of the car....., and falls twice more on the way to the door. The well-doer rings the bell and a woman answers. He say's " ma'am is this your husband"??? She replies " YES, BUT WHERE'S HIS WHEELCHAIR"??????? __________________ turning up the radio, got just enough religion and a half tank of gas...

04-30-2008, 11:42 PM	#2
billy spiritual counselor Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 10,865 Trader Rating: (0)	oooh! i LIKE that one!!!!! __________________ i'll keep an eye out for ya!

05-01-2008, 05:19 AM	#3
CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,297 Trader Rating: (0)	Poor guy....Good one!!!! __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

05-01-2008, 05:50 AM	#4
neophyte Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 3,198 Trader Rating: (0)	It's the visual __________________ Craig By the standards of most

05-01-2008, 06:59 AM	#5
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,281 Trader Rating: (0)	LOL. hope they find his wheelchair. __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

05-01-2008, 11:02 AM	#6
andrew cochran Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Little town in ARKANSAW! Posts: 1,904 Trader Rating: (1)	LOL __________________ If you don't have anything good to say... Don't say it!

05-02-2008, 04:27 PM	#7
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,275 Trader Rating: (0)	lmao! __________________ Just LeDoux it

05-08-2008, 06:46 PM	#8
Momoney567 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Southern tube Louisiana Posts: 193 Trader Rating: (0)	HAHA! __________________ Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never found automatic weapons.