Top 10 Signs You're A Gun Nut

Doglips · 08-23-2002, 11:09 PM

Top 10 Signs You're A Gun Nut

You strip all the paint off your car and refinish it with cold blue.
You see TV footage of the war in Bosnia and wish you were there to pick up the brass.
You understand Smith & Wesson's model numbers.
Watching "The Lion King" gives you the itch for a .470 Nitro Express.
You have your own BATF agent. (Mounted on your mantel.)
Your children are named "Ogive" and "Meplat."
You wish you could buy "The Blue Book of Gun Values" in hardcover.
You wonder what size rings you would need to mount the Hubble Space Telescope on a varmint rifle.
The checkering pattern of your favorite 1911 is permanently impressed in your palm
And The Number One Sign You're A Gun Nut:
Seeing Bill Clinton's picture automatically sends you into Condition Orange!

NRAJOE · 08-23-2002, 11:14 PM

Hey, that would be cool to strip your car or truck down to bare metal and blue it! Then every weekend you get out the Flitz and polish it up real good!

Eric · 08-23-2002, 11:44 PM

That was awesome! I really started laughing when I got to the 1911 one. I just put my 1911 down to check the computer. LOL!

08-23-2002, 11:09 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	Top 10 Signs You're A Gun Nut Top 10 Signs You're A Gun Nut You strip all the paint off your car and refinish it with cold blue. You see TV footage of the war in Bosnia and wish you were there to pick up the brass. You understand Smith & Wesson's model numbers. Watching "The Lion King" gives you the itch for a .470 Nitro Express. You have your own BATF agent. (Mounted on your mantel.) Your children are named "Ogive" and "Meplat." You wish you could buy "The Blue Book of Gun Values" in hardcover. You wonder what size rings you would need to mount the Hubble Space Telescope on a varmint rifle. The checkering pattern of your favorite 1911 is permanently impressed in your palm And The Number One Sign You're A Gun Nut: Seeing Bill Clinton's picture automatically sends you into Condition Orange!

08-23-2002, 11:14 PM	#2
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,252 Images: 3	Hey, that would be cool to strip your car or truck down to bare metal and blue it! Then every weekend you get out the Flitz and polish it up real good! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

08-23-2002, 11:44 PM	#3
Eric Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: USA Posts: 673	That was awesome! I really started laughing when I got to the 1911 one. I just put my 1911 down to check the computer. LOL! __________________ I told him straight up, "You are an idiot for bringing those two fists to this gun fight."