Straight From Mary Clancy

Doglips · 08-23-2002, 10:31 PM

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?"

She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"

She says, "Aye, That he did, Father..."

The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"

She says, "He said, 'Please, Mary, put down that **** gun...'"

NRAJOE · 08-23-2002, 10:35 PM

HA! 5,000 hail marys and all will be right again! Gotta love those Catholics!

08-23-2002, 10:31 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,089	Straight From Mary Clancy Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?" She says, "Aye, That he did, Father..." The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?" She says, "He said, 'Please, Mary, put down that **** gun...'"

08-23-2002, 10:35 PM	#2
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,051 Images: 3	HA! 5,000 hail marys and all will be right again! Gotta love those Catholics! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany