The Top 12 Signs Your Pilot Is Drunk (Part I)

Doglips · 08-24-2002, 01:03 AM

The Top 12 Signs Your Pilot Is Drunk
(Part I)

Unscheduled strafing run on his ex-wife's house in Paramus, New Jersey to empty toilet tanks.

He keeps telling the same **** priest, rabbi and pilot joke over the intercom.

Insists the lampshade is a new uniform requirement.

Lands the plane on the street in front of his house because he forgot his lucky flask.

His latest in-flight announcement: "Somebody bring me a friggin' cigarette or I'm gonna barrel-roll this mofo!"

Points out a glacier, saying, "What a waste of good ice!"

The flight attendants ask everyone to pass their spare air sickness bags to the front of the plane.

Repeatedly tries to stick his head out the window to get some fresh air.

Decides to fly through the arch on his approach to St. Louis.

The flight attendants call him "Chuck Yeagermeister."

"On behalf of Captain Morgan and myself, I'd like to apologize for clipping those tree tops."

and the Number 1 Sign Your Pilot Is Drunk...

Gives the finger to the ground crew and yells, "Outta my way, flashlight-boy!"

SPOCAHP ANAR · 08-24-2002, 12:07 PM

hi. i don't know that much about guns...but your jokes are hilarious

Doglips · 08-24-2002, 12:15 PM

Phacopsrana's wife the truth is NONE of us know much about guns thats why we argue about them and buy so many...woops I ment to buy that one

NRAJOE · 08-24-2002, 01:09 PM

How do you like all those SKS'S your hubby bought, hmm?

Doglips · 08-24-2002, 01:14 PM

Ya he said he got a great deal buying them by the dozen...course he had to get magazines and a few hand guns to match...I think he put them in the hallway closet...but dont let him know we told you..

NRAJOE · 08-24-2002, 01:17 PM

08-24-2002, 01:03 AM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	The Top 12 Signs Your Pilot Is Drunk (Part I) The Top 12 Signs Your Pilot Is Drunk (Part I) Unscheduled strafing run on his ex-wife's house in Paramus, New Jersey to empty toilet tanks. He keeps telling the same **** priest, rabbi and pilot joke over the intercom. Insists the lampshade is a new uniform requirement. Lands the plane on the street in front of his house because he forgot his lucky flask. His latest in-flight announcement: "Somebody bring me a friggin' cigarette or I'm gonna barrel-roll this mofo!" Points out a glacier, saying, "What a waste of good ice!" The flight attendants ask everyone to pass their spare air sickness bags to the front of the plane. Repeatedly tries to stick his head out the window to get some fresh air. Decides to fly through the arch on his approach to St. Louis. The flight attendants call him "Chuck Yeagermeister." "On behalf of Captain Morgan and myself, I'd like to apologize for clipping those tree tops." and the Number 1 Sign Your Pilot Is Drunk... Gives the finger to the ground crew and yells, "Outta my way, flashlight-boy!"

08-24-2002, 12:07 PM	#2
SPOCAHP ANAR Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: SC-upstate Posts: 4,192 Images: 1 Blog Entries: 6	Phacopsrana's wife hi. i don't know that much about guns...but your jokes are hilarious __________________ Spocrest Out!..........

08-24-2002, 01:09 PM	#4
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,252 Images: 3	How do you like all those SKS'S your hubby bought, hmm? __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

08-24-2002, 01:17 PM	#6
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,252 Images: 3	__________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

08-24-2002, 12:15 PM	#3
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	Phacopsrana's wife the truth is NONE of us know much about guns thats why we argue about them and buy so many...woops I ment to buy that one

08-24-2002, 01:14 PM	#5
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	Ya he said he got a great deal buying them by the dozen...course he had to get magazines and a few hand guns to match...I think he put them in the hallway closet...but dont let him know we told you..