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Old 05-06-2008, 07:41 AM   #21
 
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well the deal is off.
she wanted to bring the kids.
i said ok as long as we could drop em off at a shelter on our way outa town.
for some reason she didnt bite..................
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Old 05-06-2008, 08:27 AM   #22
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well the deal is off.
she wanted to bring the kids.
i said ok as long as we could drop em off at a shelter on our way outa town.
for some reason she didnt bite..................
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Old 05-06-2008, 08:55 AM   #23
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i dont have now and never had a wife.
ive got a best friend though.
mebbe i should run off with HIS wife?
IF she is willing to run away WITH you....she'll be willing to run away FROM you too!
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Old 05-06-2008, 06:18 PM   #24
 
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well the deal is off.
she wanted to bring the kids.
i said ok as long as we could drop em off at a shelter on our way outa town.
for some reason she didnt bite..................
i just cant figure women............
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Old 05-06-2008, 07:09 PM   #25
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What happened to the "niceness", Billy? lol.
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Old 05-06-2008, 07:11 PM   #26
 
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im still nice.
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Old 05-06-2008, 07:12 PM   #27
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im still nice.

Ohhhhh...okay, then.
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Old 05-06-2008, 10:04 PM   #28
 
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im like a waffle on the griddle
crusty on the outside
and tender in the middle.

see?
i should write love sonnets!
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Old 05-09-2008, 02:38 PM   #29
 
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that poem made you all misty eyed huh Mrs. S.?
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Old 05-09-2008, 02:43 PM   #30
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im like a waffle on the griddle
crusty on the outside
and tender in the middle.
Send prospective ladies a bottle of syrup!
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Old 05-12-2008, 08:03 AM   #31
 
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eau de log cabin!
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Old 05-12-2008, 06:47 PM   #32
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don't laugh guys, mine did, and i did fool around with my friends wife, according to her, i was able to turn thre heat up much more than he could, hell, he even caught us once. wass i scared, yes i was, but times are different now, hind sight is alwas 20 20
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