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Old 05-04-2008, 09:53 AM   #1
 
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true story!

my wife ran off with my best friend.
god im going to miss him!
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Old 05-04-2008, 09:55 AM   #2
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Sorry to hear about your loss...

My wife is my best friend, and I hope to keep both of them.
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Old 05-04-2008, 09:57 AM   #3
 
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Old 05-04-2008, 12:48 PM   #4
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My brother got a gun for his wife.
It was a good trade!
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Old 05-04-2008, 10:27 PM   #5
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billy,

With your sense of humor I don't know how to take what you've just said. Are you shootin straight or is it the front end of a joke and we're supposed to
say something in which you say............
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Old 05-04-2008, 10:30 PM   #6
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It's a joke folks. I posted it some months ago too LOL. billy is being silly LOL !
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Old 05-04-2008, 10:45 PM   #7
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It's a joke folks. I posted it some months ago too LOL. billy is being silly LOL !
I really did have a shop owner/mechanic about 10 years ago tell me he was short handed because his main mechanic left. He went on to say he ran off with his wife and he would miss him.
Okay billy! Come clean!
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Old 05-04-2008, 10:49 PM   #8
 
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heehee
i dont have now and never had a wife.
ive got a best friend though.
mebbe i should run off with HIS wife?
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Old 05-04-2008, 11:01 PM   #9
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heehee
i dont have now and never had a wife.
ive got a best friend though.
mebbe i should run off with HIS wife?
You're a mess!
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Old 05-04-2008, 11:17 PM   #10
 
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im gonna ask her.
i'll keep ya posted.
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Old 05-04-2008, 11:53 PM   #11
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that suck billy. good friends are hard to come by, LOL.

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im gonna ask her.
i'll keep ya posted.
good luck!

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Old 05-05-2008, 12:04 AM   #12
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Wink

and hard friends are good to cum by.
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Old 05-05-2008, 12:15 AM   #13
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We need to find billy a Woman !!!
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Old 05-05-2008, 01:52 AM   #14
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We need to find billy a Woman !!!
A ZOMBIE WOMAN ....
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Old 05-05-2008, 01:57 AM   #15
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oh my god lol
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Old 05-05-2008, 04:05 PM   #16
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lol
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We need to find billy a Woman !!!
A Zombie Stripper woman.
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Old 05-06-2008, 12:14 AM   #18
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hey there's a movie about zombie strippers and how I know this well a couple of my friends have a weird taste of movies
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Old 05-06-2008, 12:26 AM   #19
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Cool

Oh its your friends is it?
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