05-04-2008, 12:22 PM
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Definition of: "Vegetarian" Old Indian word for bad hunter A guy goes hunting an gets lost in the woods. Rembering the international distress signal of 3 shots, he fires three shots into the air and waits. After an hour he fires 3 more shots. Another hour goes by, and still no one comes to help. Preparing for the next sequence he says to himself; " I hope somebody comes this time because these are the last three arrows ask people why they have deer heads on there walls and they'll tell you; because they are such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have a photographs of her on the wall How can lost hunter find there way in the woods? By listening to the tree bark
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05-04-2008, 04:27 PM
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I love it! I'll tell my brother the arrow one since he does a lot of bow hunting!
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