The Top 11 Signs Your Driving School Instructor is Nuts

Doglips · 08-24-2002, 11:07 AM

The Top 11 Signs Your Driving School Instructor is Nuts

11> Conducts the first week's lessons in two chairs using imaginary driving motions and engine sounds.
10> Keeps stopping in the middle of your lesson to deliver pizzas.

9> Fails you unless you can get the airbag to pop.

8> Instead of emergency brakes on his side of the car, he has a passenger-side accelerator and a mini bar stocked with Wild Turkey and Ho Ho's.

7> Has "P - R - D - 2 - 1" painted on his fly and keeps yelling, "Shift!"

6> Has a working saw blade on the hood and mutters about "fixing Speed Racer for good".

5> Immediately fails you because his Carmen Miranda-style hat doesn't fit in your Escort.

4> Day One: "Chinese Fire Drills", "Basic Mooning Techniques" and "Reloading a 9mm at 90 mph."

3> Always divides class into "shirts" and "skins."

2> When he yells "England," you're supposed to start driving on the other side of the road.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Driving School Instructor is Nuts...

1> Insists you turn off the headlights and "use the Force."

MarkII 22 · 08-24-2002, 11:35 AM

Might be cool if I ind up in drivers ed

NRAJOE · 08-24-2002, 01:23 PM

Oh no, MarkII! Remember the right pedal makes you go fast and the left one slows you down, okay!?

MarkII 22 · 08-24-2002, 02:03 PM

O realy I thout it was the other way around

NRAJOE · 08-24-2002, 02:04 PM

Probably will be with you! Good thing theres alot of open space in Kansas!

MarkII 22 · 08-24-2002, 02:33 PM

Hey I ben driving trucks and tracters since I was nine or ten man. The first truck I ever drove was a stick shift.

NRAJOE · 08-24-2002, 02:35 PM

Everyone should learn on a stick and not an automatic. Then you can drive anything!

MarkII 22 · 08-24-2002, 02:40 PM

Yep only way to go

08-24-2002, 11:07 AM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	The Top 11 Signs Your Driving School Instructor is Nuts The Top 11 Signs Your Driving School Instructor is Nuts 11> Conducts the first week's lessons in two chairs using imaginary driving motions and engine sounds. 10> Keeps stopping in the middle of your lesson to deliver pizzas. 9> Fails you unless you can get the airbag to pop. 8> Instead of emergency brakes on his side of the car, he has a passenger-side accelerator and a mini bar stocked with Wild Turkey and Ho Ho's. 7> Has "P - R - D - 2 - 1" painted on his fly and keeps yelling, "Shift!" 6> Has a working saw blade on the hood and mutters about "fixing Speed Racer for good". 5> Immediately fails you because his Carmen Miranda-style hat doesn't fit in your Escort. 4> Day One: "Chinese Fire Drills", "Basic Mooning Techniques" and "Reloading a 9mm at 90 mph." 3> Always divides class into "shirts" and "skins." 2> When he yells "England," you're supposed to start driving on the other side of the road. and the Number 1 Sign Your Driving School Instructor is Nuts... 1> Insists you turn off the headlights and "use the Force."

08-24-2002, 11:35 AM	#2
MarkII 22 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Kansas Posts: 587	Might be cool if I ind up in drivers ed __________________ GROW YOUR OWN DOPE.PLANT A POLITICIAN. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.SO PLEASE SHUT UP!

08-24-2002, 01:23 PM	#3
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,252 Images: 3	Oh no, MarkII! Remember the right pedal makes you go fast and the left one slows you down, okay!? __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

08-24-2002, 02:03 PM	#4
MarkII 22 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Kansas Posts: 587	O realy I thout it was the other way around __________________ GROW YOUR OWN DOPE.PLANT A POLITICIAN. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.SO PLEASE SHUT UP!

08-24-2002, 02:04 PM	#5
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,252 Images: 3	Probably will be with you! Good thing theres alot of open space in Kansas! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

08-24-2002, 02:33 PM	#6
MarkII 22 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Kansas Posts: 587	Hey I ben driving trucks and tracters since I was nine or ten man. The first truck I ever drove was a stick shift. __________________ GROW YOUR OWN DOPE.PLANT A POLITICIAN. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.SO PLEASE SHUT UP!

08-24-2002, 02:35 PM	#7
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,252 Images: 3	Everyone should learn on a stick and not an automatic. Then you can drive anything! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

08-24-2002, 02:40 PM	#8
MarkII 22 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Kansas Posts: 587	Yep only way to go __________________ GROW YOUR OWN DOPE.PLANT A POLITICIAN. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.SO PLEASE SHUT UP!