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Old 05-07-2008, 06:00 PM   #1
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It just burns me up

A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of rare, very
expensive cigars, insured them against ...get this ... fire. Within a
month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, and
having
yet to make a single premium payment on the policy, the man filed a
claim
against the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated that he had
lost the cigars in "a series of small fires." The insurance company
refused
to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars
in a
normal fashion.


The man sued ... and won! In delivering his ruling, the judge stated
that
since the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted
that
the cigars were insurable, and also guaranteed that it would insure the
cigars against fire, without defining what it considered to be
"unacceptable fire," it was obligated to compensate the insured for his
loss. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the
insurance
company accepted the judge's ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the
rare
cigars he lost in "the fires."


After the man cashed his check, however, the insurance company had him
arrested ... on 24 counts of arson! With his own insurance claim and
testimony from the previous case being used as evidence against him,
the
man was convicted of intentionally burning the rare cigars and
sentenced to
24 consecutive one year terms!


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Old 05-07-2008, 07:04 PM   #2
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Sounds like justice to me.
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Old 05-07-2008, 07:10 PM   #3
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weird
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Old 05-07-2008, 08:47 PM   #4
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well at least they finally figured out a way to screw the sueing crooks over. haha!
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Old 05-07-2008, 09:16 PM   #5
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thats a brad paisley song
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Old 05-08-2008, 02:38 AM   #6
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Funny, but untrue. The story's been kicking around in one form or another since I was in high school, clear back in the sixties. As Looney mentions, Brad Paisley based a song on the tale.
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Old 05-08-2008, 05:07 PM   #7
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Heard it many times but thats the first time it happened in Charlotte, usaully somewhere like New York or San Fransico.
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Old 05-08-2008, 06:23 PM   #8
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LOL thats wird. I don't believe that happend though.
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Old 05-08-2008, 06:27 PM   #9
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thats just a swift kick to the nads
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